The Turtle Speaks.

[Miles Archer]

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"The Russians need to know that there are a lot of us who fully understand what happened in 2016, and it really better not happen again in 2018."

– Mitch McConnell

Link to tweet

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. Now let's go confirm Kavanaugh. NT

[madamesilverspurs]

2. No doubt Putin is screaming in pain

from that wet-noodle lashing.



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[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Right! It really REALLY BETTER NOT!

[0rganism]

14. it better not and we double dog dare you to try!

we have the best double dogs here, THE BEST!

[MineralMan]

4. Or else what, Mitch?

Will you throw a fit of pique? Will you scowl? Will you purse your thin lips together petulantly? What?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. And right on cue Russia responds by releasing

McTurtle sex tape. GRAPHIC WARNING:

[pandr32]

6. Well, that was "tough!"

[unblock]

7. "hear that putin? don't re-elect donnie in 2018! people will catch on! wait until 2020!"

[dalton99a]

8. Fuck you, traitor

[MontanaMama]

9. Or what?

What do you plan to do Moscow Mitch? Right...nothing. Empty words from a Russian Asset.

[NCjack]

10. What McConnell is saying: "Yeah, we screwed you DEMs, but let's keep

the ball rolling. Oh, by the way, I'm telling Putin that he better not do it again."

That's why we have to kick them in the balls at every opportunity.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

11. Of course he knows. He's complicit! He blocked Obama notifying state electoral commissions in 2016.

And you can get us started again on Merrick Garland's stolen seat if you really want to.

[Dave Starsky]

12. "Oh, yeah? What're ya gonna do about it?"

Isn't that the time-honored response to a statement like that?

[Raster]

13. ooohhhhhh, Comrade McConnell issues a strongly worded statement...

...Yes, Comrade McConnell and some tried to do something about the attacks in 2016, AND YOU WEREN'T ONE OF THEM. Fucking traitor.

[yellowcanine]

15. "Ouch!" says Pooty. "How could you be so mean? I thought we were friends."

[GeorgeGist]

16. Of what?

[NRaleighLiberal]

17. Fuck You, Turtle. You useless pile of shit.

[Roland99]

18. I mean it! I'll take away your phone and make you eat borscht!

[deminks]

19. You knew before the election, and you refused to warn us. FU.