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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"I Was Never This Blatant," Says Benedict Arnold in Hell
By Andy Borowitzhttps://media.newyorker.com/photos/5b50af770f24b42870b0d98a/master/w_649,c_limit/Borowitz-BenedictArnold.jpg
Photograph from Library of Congress / AP
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I was brought up to believe that betraying your country was something youd do very secretively, Arnold, who now resides in Hell, said. If you were going over to the enemy side, youd do everything you could not to be detected. You wouldnt go around announcing it to the world like a jackass.
Although Arnold understands why commentators have been using the word treason to describe the alarming spectacle they have witnessed this week, he said, Throwing the word treason around like that is very unfair to traitors, and I would even say hurtful.
Traitors put a lot of thought, planning, and subtletly into every one of their actions and utterances, he said. When I look at these so-called acts of treason, I have to ask, Wheres the professionalism? Wheres the work ethic? The sloppiness and sheer idiocy of it all is jaw-dropping.
Speaking of his treasonous colleagues in Hell, including Judas Iscariot, Vidkun Quisling, and the entire Vichy government, Arnold said, Every traitor down here is shaking his head.
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"I Was Never This Blatant," Says Benedict Arnold in Hell (Original Post)
kpete
Jul 2018
OP
I can see why most "traitors" would not want to be connected in any way with Trump.
Stuart G
Jul 2018
#3
Benedict Arnold never let bone spurs keep him from becoming a brilliant commander.
dameatball
Jul 2018
#6
rurallib
(62,410 posts)2. Benny is probably embarrassed to be in the same class as Fascist Don.
Stuart G
(38,420 posts)3. I can see why most "traitors" would not want to be connected in any way with Trump.
world wide wally
(21,741 posts)4. They sure don't make traitors like they used to.
dalton99a
(81,455 posts)5. Donald Trump is the best
dameatball
(7,397 posts)6. Benedict Arnold never let bone spurs keep him from becoming a brilliant commander.
His treason came after becoming convinced he would never get the recognition he deserved. Traitor, yes. Ego problem, yes. Coward, no.
That's a bit different than Trump.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)7. Yes... if Arnold had died of his
wounds from Saratoga he would have been up there with Washington, Pulaski, or Ethan Allen
flying_wahini
(6,589 posts)8. Andy B just get better and better!
Love this