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BREAKING: Devin Nunes selflessly uses campaign funds to buy special lotion for jobless Scott Pruitt
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WASHINGTON DC - Devin Nunes asked reporters today "If we Republicans don't look out for each other, who will?" The California politician reportedly reached deep into the coffers of his own campaign contributions to send a special "cheer up" gift to a despondent Scott Pruitt.
"I cried tears of joy when I opened Devin's gift," said Pruitt. "The other day, I actually had to go to Rite-Aid and buy Nivea...NIVEA!...because my tender body parts were no longer smooth and silky."
Nunes reportedly sent Pruit $45,000 worth of his favorite Ritz-Carlton lotion. He also included a case of wine and a "care package" of soaps, shampoos and pillow mints from his recent stays in Las Vegas.
"Devin brings a whole new meaning to the term Compassionate Conservative," Pruitt said. "I hope that one day I can return the favor, should he ever lose his job for lack of discretion in spending, as I did."
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