Help Me Think of an Ailment for the Rump to Contract

[ProudLib72]

I was having this discussion with my parents the other day, and I just couldn't decide what would be the best one.

Maybe a prion disease (but could we tell the difference?). Perhaps a candiru stuck up his urethra (need to find an extra small one). It needs to be excruciating. That's for sure!

[MrsCoffee]

1. Prostate cancer to start.

[ProudLib72]

8. Yes, it should be protracted and excruciating

And it should definitely have a negative effect on his "love life".

[Kablooie]

2. Grand mal seizure would be nice.

[2naSalit]

3. How about - can'tliveonthisplanetanotherseconditis?

[ProudLib72]

6. I think that's what most of us have now

Maybe Space Force's first mission can be the Rump colonizing Uranus.

[2naSalit]

11. I think he

and all his buddies need to be ejected from the planet. At first I was okay with them just being exiled to some nasty old trash ship out in the south Pacific but now I think the planet needs to shed them like vermin.

[ProudLib72]

12. I agree, and I hope it happens before he completely destroys the planet

He's certainly trying his damnedest to mess the place up for everyone else.

[Sanity Claws]

4. No name ailment

I would like to stick needles in a voodoo replica of him and give him intense pain in various parts.

[sheshe2]

5. He probably has...

or has been treated for all that I could come up with.

[Marie Marie]

24. Tee Hee Giggle Snort..

Good answer sheshe.

[sheshe2]

38. Hey, Marie Marie.

A lot of nurses in my family. I learned a lot.

[Yonnie3]

7. Impeachment Syndrome nt

[ornotna]

9. Rigor mortis would be a good start

Who knows where it could go from there?

[Marie Marie]

27. I like where this is heading,

[sheshe2]

39. Bwahahahaha

[Yonnie3]

10. Muelleritis n/t

[ProudLib72]

14. That's the prisondential disease, right?

[Yonnie3]

18. snort!

[klook]

13. Bone spurs.

He should get them for real, and they should be painful enough that he has to use a wheelchair.

[democratisphere]

15. Terminal Liaritice and Malignant Cancerous Narcissism

[ProudLib72]

20. Too late, he already has that

And it seems contagious because every damned person who comes near him gets it: Kellyanne, SHS, Rudy, all his offspring.

[dalton99a]

22. I hope he loses his identity so he doesn't know who he's bragging about

Nasty, evil fucker

[sheshe2]

41. He speaks of himself in the third person.

So we are almost there.

[shraby]

16. A good case of shingles with residual itching.

[notdarkyet]

29. Good one. Very painful. I think measles.

[dalton99a]

17. Any one of these:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17199_the-7-most-horrifying-parasites-planet.html

Cymothoa exigua seems nice

[ProudLib72]

19. Why didn't they mention botfly larva?

Everything you ever wanted to know...and a video:

https://ambergriscaye.com/pages/town/botfly.html

[dalton99a]

21. Dunno. But "HUMAN BOT FLY INFESTATION, MYIASIS, OF THE SCROTUM"

sounds like an interesting scenario

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. Pyoderma gangrenosum.

[dalton99a]

31. +1. That would ruin his tremendous good looks

[greatauntoftriplets]

36. Why do you think I want him to get it?

[HeiressofBickworth]

25. Hemeroids

He's such a pain in the ass, he should experience ass-pain first hand.

[dalton99a]

30. He had that wacky gastroenterologist for primary care

so maybe it's already a preexisting condition that he's familiar with

[Marie Marie]

26. That those few remaining, overworked, long strands of hair fall out.

Just for his humiliation. Then maybe a plague of festering boils covering his face because I would rather look at them than his real face.

[Yonnie3]

28. Chronic Terminal Justice n/t

[trueblue2007]

32. have throat ripped out by an angry vampire lady

[ProudLib72]

44. That sounds like an Enquirer headline

Batboy Sighting at White House: Did Rump Have Secret Affair With Vampire Lady?

[trueblue2007]

49. each nite i ask to be vampy so i can do the job. lolol. i am into the parnormal stuff lately.

[JHB]

33. The jailhouse blues.

[dalton99a]

34. .

[Luciferous]

35. Ebola

[Saboburns]

37. I'd be ok with F.O.D. Disease

Fell Over Dead Disease

[C_U_L8R]

40. Gone-orrhea

[ProudLib72]

45. Release the tape!

You know, the her-pees tape.

[sheshe2]

42. Not a disease...

Earwigs

The Twilight Zone.

Remember this one?

The utter hell Macy experiences with the earwig crawling around in his head is perfectly encapsulated by the look on Harvey’s face when he’s bound to his bed to keep himself from literally killing himself to end the torture. The look of pain on Harvey’s face is one of the best portrayals of pain I’ve ever seen from an actor on television or on film. You believe him thoroughly when he says “I want to die.”

In classic Serling style things begin to look up for Mr. Macy at the episode’s end when the earwig has made its way completely through the brain and out the other ear with quite possibly little damage having been done. But, Serling has one more ironic twist and one of the most macabre twists in television history … that you’ll have to watch the episode to catch.

https://thewordwebzine.weebly.com/tv/night-gallery-earwig-episode-might-be-greatest-horror-tv-episode-ever

Spoiler alert if no one knows the outcome...the earwig makes it out. Macy then learns it was female and laid eggs. He runs away screaming.

May be fiction, yet what better revenge of females on the donald.

Justice served.

[Ilsa]

43. Mumps. His vanity would keep him away from the cameras for a month. nt

[Control-Z]

46. With all those chins

I doubt anyone would notice.

[Laffy Kat]

47. Anything that causes prolonged and unpredictable explosive intractable diarrhea.

For starters.

[Spider Jerusalem]

48. Shingles, hemorrhoids, and non-specific prostatitis (n/t)

[WhiskeyWulf]

50. Repetitive stress injury

from wanking too much now that probably no woman will touch him.

[vlyons]

51. Why would you wish for illness and pain to befall anyone?

That sort of thinking is what Trump does. Aren't we better than that? I know that I am better than that. My wish for Trump is that he grow a moral compass and loving kindness in his heart.

May all sentient beings be free of suffering and free of the causes and conditions of suffering.

May all sentient beings be happy and have the causes and conditions of happiness.

May all sentient beings have joy in appreciating the success, happiness, and well-being of others.

May all sentient beings rest in the equiminity of no more craving, attachment, and aversion.

[Vinca]

52. He already acts as if he's got end stage, brain-eating syphillis.

[ProudLib72]

53. If they came out with a report that said he had end stage syphillis, I wouldn't be surprised

I really wouldn't. Maybe Putin has the report and that's what he's holding over the Rump.