Hilarious stuff:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2018/08/06/a-list-of-things-donald-trump-jr-has-probably-googled-in-the-past-two-days/?utm_term=.5554fe7af6e7
By Alexandra Petri
What follows is a non-exhaustive list of things I assume Donald Trump Jr. has Googled in the two days (snip):
mugs that say “wonderful son”
is it illegal if you do it to earn your father’s love
is it possible to do something wrong if you don’t know any laws and furthermore are rich
where in your online dating profile should you put the phrase “wonderful son” should it be before hunting or after hunting
part in the bible when God calls Jesus “my wonderful son”
is there anything better than “wonderful son” that your dad can say about you or is that the peak
was Darth Vader a good dad
should you share a tweet on your Instagram that says something wonderful about you but also implies you might have committed a crime