"Can you imagine such a man?" . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Even my hemorrhoids are 99.9% gold; that's been certified" ) Trump is saying: "Ainsley, If I would have known pudgy Jeff Sessions was going to foul everything up by recusing himself from the Russia witch-hunt, I wouldn't have hired him. But his loyalty out-weighed what I should have figured would come from a moral vacuum on two, pudgy legs, prancing up and down while obviously thinking what he's talking about and saying is so god-awful important and absolutely right every damned time!!! . . . And even making a big show of it!!!! . . . Can you imagine such a man?"

[SummerSnow]

1. " I don't ask for much, just total control and deep loyalty, even selling out your mom"

[struggle4progress]

2. "I only gave him the job because he seemed loyal to me. So I thought he was good people.

Then he recused himself from the investigation into contacts with Russians. Why? Just because he'd been in contact with Russians! That doesn't make sense. Everybody meets with Russians. Even I've met with Russians, and I've never actually met any of them! So how was I supposed to know this guy would take a stand against improper influence? Like I said, I used to think he was good people"

[skip fox]

3. I should caution you as I have cautioned others:

Remember when your mother told you not to cross your eyes because they could get stuck? . . . Well, there's a plethora of scientific data that suggest channeling morons (even for satiric purposes) could have a profoundly detrimental effect on your future mental health.

(Nice. )

[struggle4progress]

4. "You really don't want to understand how he thinks, because if you did you'd be crazy too!"

[ProudLib72]

5. "You can't trust fixers these days. Time was when you hired someone to smooth over rough patchs

and he'd do it for you quick as could be. Not anymore. And let me tell you, I trusted him. I trusted him bigly because he was supposed to be a southern gentleman. There needs to be an Angie's List for finding fixers."