"That senator who I will not name." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Mexico's my b*tch now" ) Trump is saying: "Are you kidding? The new trade deal with Mexico is great. . . . It's fantastic. . . . It pushed that traitorous senator who I will not name out of the spotlight, didn't it?"

[DemKittyNC]

1. WTF?

Did he really say this?!

[skip fox]

3. No. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative act of satire,

like a SNL skit.

But we try to channel our subject's, making them say what we imagine they'd realy like to say fthey thought they could get a way with it, or making them say things that expose their hate, stupidity, greed, cupidity, etc. The major vices on parade 24/7.

[DemKittyNC]

5. ah, okay.

I mean it definitely sounds like something he would say. At this point I would not be surprised.

You summed it up though, definitely what he is probably thinking for sure.

[dembotoz]

4. this is a fake caption post. anytime you see caption this it is time for creative juices to flow

let your inner snark surface

[Cracklin Charlie]

2. "Did McCain have fingers this tiny?"

“I think not!”

[dembotoz]

6. i have a much better brain than captured mccain ever did. mine is completely rotted away and i can

still be the greatest president ever

[LakeArenal]

7. I'm going golfing.

[Johonny]

8. I respect the senators that aren't dead.

[peekaloo]

9. Rule Numero Uno when dealing with Mexico

Hit the tanning bed! They'll treat you like one of them. Well, not the murderous, drug running, rapist kind but the normal ones . Well, you know, the closest to normal they can get. Number B, always negotiate with an outgoing administration as they'll agree to stuff just so they'll never have to talk to you again. Very smart! Finally Letter C, come on Canada, don't be losers ! If I can get North Korea to the bargaining table you guys should be easy pickings. Wait, what? Fake News!