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Sat Sep 1, 2018, 02:58 PM

Presidential & VP RSVPs for tRumphole's funeral

The inevitable has happened - cholesterol and sugar has taken its toll. The funeral invitations have been received, and the RSVPs are being returned.

Former Vice Presidents:

Al Gore: Not attending. Will be installing solar panels on The Great U.S./Mexico Wall. Mexico will pay for them.

Walter Mondale: Not attending. Will be lecturing in his ancestral Norway about the benefits of remaining a Norwegian resident and citizen.

Dan Quayle: Not attending. Has enrolled in remedial spelling classes and can't miss any.

Dick Cheney: Not attending. Now teaching a course in "How Not to Shoot Your Friend While Hunting".

Mike Pence: Not attending. Mother heard there will be women there.

Joe Biden: Not attending. Too busy running the country in his new role as POTUS.


Former Presidents:

George H. W. Bush: Not attending. Will be cleaning his Thousand Points of Light because he heard tRump say he couldn't "see" them.

George W. Bush: Not attending. Has too much manure to muck on the Texas ranch.

Jimmy Carter: Not attending. Needs to oil his nail gun for the next Habitat for Humanity project.

Bill Clinton: Not attending. Will be accompanying Hillary on the "America Apologizes to Hillary" tour, organized by 65,853,516+ American voters.

Barack Obama: Not attending. Still too busy searching for that damn birth certificate.





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Reply Presidential & VP RSVPs for tRumphole's funeral (Original post)
Totally Tunsie Sep 2018 OP
Gothmog Sep 2018 #1
Butterflylady Sep 2018 #2
Gothmog Sep 2018 #3
malaise Sep 2018 #5
Totally Tunsie Sep 2018 #6
lpbk2713 Sep 2018 #4
Totally Tunsie Sep 2018 #7
Gothmog Sep 2018 #8

Response to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 03:03 PM

1. LOL

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 03:10 PM

2. Funny

But all so true.

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 03:17 PM

3. For this thread

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #3)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 03:27 PM

5. LOL

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #3)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 05:12 PM

6. LOL - tRumpster's dumpster!

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 03:23 PM

4. Clint Eastwood's chair might be there.





Just to fill up some empty space.

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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #4)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 08:15 PM

7. Hopefully, ALL the chairs will be empty.

The family will need just a few, as several of them will be in the pokey.

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 08:15 PM

8. Who would speak at this funeral

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