"Just stuff him in a trash can and call it a day"

[SHRED]

Link to tweet

[Ohiogal]

1. And in addition to stuffing him in the can

the whole nation should take the day off and go golfing.

[SHRED]

2. Good one!

[badhair77]

9. Yes. I'm in and I don't even golf.

[Delmette2.0]

29. I can drive a golf cart and do beer runs. nt

[badhair77]

31. I'll ride shotgun while you drive. Lol.

[Delmette2.0]

34. Deal

[True Blue American]

46. You beat me to it!

That was my next line,so I guess I can hang on the back.

[badhair77]

63. All are welcome. We'll make room.

[Still In Wisconsin]

12. Heck yes I'll play a round!

I'll even buy drinks after... just come to Wisconsin and we're all set!

[bitterross]

17. Mini-Golfing - to match his hands.

[olegramps]

51. God, please spare us and deliver us from evil, in this we pray.

[brush]

56. So let me get this straight. When he golfs at his own resorts he pays with a gov. credit card for...

green fees, meals, hotel rooms—not just for himself but for his whole entourage.

And then there are the Secret Service expenses—meals, golf cart rentals, hotel rooms, etc.—all of these charges go to trump's own resort.

And he's been golfing at his own places a fourth of the time he's been in office. How many hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, has he blatantly grabbed from tax payer money and put into his own pocket?

Get this thieving grifter out of the peoples' house.

[bdamomma]

57. he's bankrupting

the country, once a loser always a loser. I really don't know how this evil POS wakes up every morning.

He's the enemy of the people.

[underpants]

3. I think that's Sean Spicer in costume

Link to tweet

/photo/1

[0rganism]

8. ... and to dumpster thou shalt return

asses to asses, dump to dump

[erronis]

13. Excellent. But don't let his garbage become part of any fertilizer.

[SergeStorms]

44. He's toxic...

in so many ways. Better to incinerate him, but only with the latest, most efficient scrubbers on the smokestack. Then have a national lottery, $10 a ticket (proceeds go to housing the homeless), to be the person who gets to piss on his ashes. Is that going too far?

NAAAAAAH!!!

Hell, I'd buy 20 or 30 tickets because I'd love to have the distinction of being the person who "anointed" his cremains.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

50. 👍🏾

[MagickMuffin]

10. Wrong Flag

just sayin.

[HuskyOffset]

27. BOOM!

Nicely done MagickMuffin, nicely done!

[k8conant]

30. Here it is...

Link to tweet

[lastlib]

61. That fixes it.

But I wonder if it s/b a Nazi salute....?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

28. hazardous waste

That needs better containment. Hopefully, the EPA will be restored and the dumping of toxic, hazardous waste will be regulated once again.

How much you gonna pay that poor fellow to salute?

[albacore]

62. Wrong flag....

should be ....

[FM123]

4. let the trash take itself out

[Different Drummer]

6. That would be ideal, but I'm not holding my breath. n/t

[LakeSuperiorView]

5. Add a platform so people can eulogize him with

Ahhhh... Zip.

[erronis]

15. How about a HUGE urinal (etc.)?

[LakeSuperiorView]

18. No matter what, it's going to be.

I used to say that I wanted a beer stand close to Cheney's grave, but now I want the one closest to Trump's. Think about how much you could charge for the cheapest beer, AND have the people be enthusiastic to pay for it. I'd want to be upwind, of course...

[jmowreader]

36. You could make a fortune selling at 10 percent over cost

[backscatter712]

7. When Trump dies, I should be selling vampire-killing kits.

Complete with wooden stakes, a mallet, a crucifix, garlic, holy water...

[apkhgp]

26. Make sure the water is Holy Water

Not the cursed stuff that 45 sold.

[catrose]

45. Flint water would be good

[BlueJac]

11. A trash can is to good for the likes of Trump...

I just flush turds like that!

[Control-Z]

22. Yeah, but the plumbing.

It was never designed for something as big and foul smelling. There are toxic waste dumps for this kind of trash. You might need a permit, though.

[Old Terp]

14. I vote for leaving at the side of the road for scavengers and vultures to take care of.

why contaminate a land fill?

[Volaris]

20. Feeding the vultures would be the most useful thing he's ever done I suppose...

[pazzyanne]

32. Please, don't poison the vultures and scavengers!

They are very important to our ecosystem, and we can't afford to lose them that way.

[lastlib]

38. Hefty bag on the south forty.......

...but then, think of the poor buzzards..........and the worms--and flies............

[Liberalagogo]

16. Just bury Shithole and family beneath a public toilet.

Problem solved.

[GoneOffShore]

19. Liked and retweeted.

[Jarqui]

21. I was thinking cremation and toss his ashes down an outhouse ...

... but according to the dossier, he might enjoy that.

[Augiedog]

23. Waste of a good trash can

[pnwmom]

43. I agree.

Just stuff him in one of his golf bags.

[FoxNewsSucks]

48. Just give him an enena

and bury him in a matchbox.

[Shoonra]

24. The only good reason to attend Trump's funeral ....

... is to make sure.

[Buns_of_Fire]

25. Soylent Orange. nt

[pazzyanne]

33. Noooo!

We can't let that get back into the food chain!

[Marcuse]

35. After the witch hunt.

[Grammy23]

37. They better start running the ads on Craig's List

to hire “mourners” to attend his funeral and serve as pall bearers. Paid actors. Otherwise it will only be family (maybe?) and a few hard core supporters who refuse to face the truth about him.

The rest of us will be partying like it’s 1999.

[ChazInAz]

39. And you just know

None of his spawn have ever had to carry a load.

[47of74]

41. The only load they ever carried....

...ah never mind. Don’t wanna provoke mental images here.

[Grammy23]

60. What? And strain their backs?

And with tRump tipping the scales at ??? — it would be a strain. Bwahaha

[47of74]

40. Why waste a good trash can?

[Cha]

42. Dumpster Fire! How'd I know who this

OP was talkin' about?

Retweeted!

[TheBlackAdder]

47. His family and GOPers would be at his funeral, so there would be not one f'ing soul in attendance.

[heaven05]

49. and please

don't put trump in a plastic bag, he will last thousands of years longer.

[Wounded Bear]

53. Enjoy your stay...

[Wounded Bear]

59. Sorry, not my primary concern...

[spanone]

54. hate speech?....lighten up francis.

sounds like your with him...like your name

[Ponietz]

55. What would it be like if Stephen King had written Caddyshack?

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For $1000, Alex.