I am writing my application letter for a White House job!

[struggle4progress]

Whom It May Concern
Human Resources Department
White House

Dear Mr or Ms Concern:

It has recently come to my attention that viewing the president as a shit-headed fuck-wit. or wanting earnestly to thwart the will of that amoral idiot, would not necessarily prevent me from obtaining a job in today's White House --- and might even improve my chances of being hired. For nearly forty years now (as several of my references will be quite pleased to tell you) I have regarded that fellow as a shit-headed fuck-wit; and I have never wavered on this point ...

[redwitch]

1. I am laughing here, this is great!

If you need a character reference I will happily vouch for you. I have always regarded him as a shit headed fuckwit too.

[gratuitous]

2. You can use me as a reference

I'll gladly support your application to work for the short-fingered vulgarian.

[marylandblue]

3. I suggest you highlight your experience in stealing files from your boss' desk

[struggle4progress]

4. Excellent idea! It will help highlight my skills in dealing with amoral people!

[ProudLib72]

5. Can you remember to cross your fingers behind your back

as you take the loyalty pledge?

If so, you're in!