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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI'm with Trump! We must fight this Canadian menace!
With their polite ways and their universal health care, they're a threat to our very way of life. Do you want your children speaking Canadian? Eh?? Taking advantage of the longest undefended border in the world. They might already be here! They might look like Americans but don't be fooled. Your next door neighbor might even be a Canadian just waiting for the signal to strike.
Go to your cabinets. Pour out your maple syrup. Take the Canadian Bacon off of your Egg McMuffins. Boycott Tim Horton's. We need to stand for something in this country again! Show these Canadians just who is boss. We've had enough abuse from our pretend friends from the north who have apparently been screwing us all along and we didn't even know it. It's high time we put an end to this.
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Quebec, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our nation, whatever the cost may be.
dalton99a
(81,404 posts)Dread Pirate Roberts
(1,896 posts)The bastards!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)That's perfect!
underpants
(182,626 posts)Line paraphrased from the movie
JHB
(37,157 posts)Laxman
(2,419 posts)on the Fox News web site you might actually hear Trump say something like this at his next rally. It could actually lead to war. (not really) Thanks for the chuckle. I'm finding it harder and harder to get a good laugh in these days. When I laugh out loud at the television right now, it's never out of amusement.
Dread Pirate Roberts
(1,896 posts)Just the words "I'm with Trump" hurt to form, even in jest -ouch! That hurt again!
CCExile
(465 posts)bring the Terrance and Phillip conflict to a positive resolution! Don't drag it out like the Koreas!
Hugin
(33,053 posts)judesedit
(4,437 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)%3Fw%3D510&w=800&q=85
gay texan
(2,435 posts)Zoonart
(11,833 posts)Feck those Hosers!
brooklynite
(94,358 posts)How do you KNOW your neighbor isn't a Canadian in disguise?
LakeArenal
(28,804 posts)But Dumpsters dont speak or spell English.
So we cant definitley tell who Canadians are not.
PS. My dad was born and raised on Prince Edward Island, the bastard. (Miss you Lou RIP)
elmac
(4,642 posts)justhanginon
(3,289 posts)in the fridge right now which I will get rid of today since I am a patriot.
Probably on a pizza. Yum!
Merlot
(9,696 posts)justhanginon
(3,289 posts)Yeah and there is that flavor thing. But, at my age, (feels like about 110 this morning but actualy 81), I am supposed to cut down on grease and salt so I up the spices.
Life is not fair but one learns to adapt!!!!!!
Merlot
(9,696 posts)three of my favorite food groups...the fourth being "crunchy"
justhanginon
(3,289 posts)elmac
(4,642 posts)Its now Canada's diaper.
Wounded Bear
(58,602 posts)They're ruining our game!
Mariners fans created the Maple Grove for Canadian James Paxton, and he loves it
A group of Mariners supporters just wanted to annoy some Blue Jays fans when Toronto played at Safeco Field in June. That was the plan.
All of the hoopla that has followed from accepting a potted maple tree from the Mariners to receiving maple bars from James Paxton on the field prior to Seattles game on Tuesday has simply been the bizarre, but enjoyable, byproduct of what started as a joke.
When Seattle played Toronto last season, two longtime Mariners fans, Daniel Carroll and Megan Shear, brought signs to the game to torment the Canadians who were coming down to watch. The posters ranged from reminding the fans of how the Sounders beat Toronto in the MLS Cup to saying that milk bags are pointless.
When the Blue Jays headed to Seattle this season, Carroll and Shear planned to create a similar environment. It just so happened that Paxton, who is Canadian, was Seattles starting pitcher that day. The group of fans ran with it, and the Maple Grove began.
https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/mariners/mariners-fans-created-the-maple-grove-for-canadian-james-paxton-and-he-loves-it/
Problem is, Paxton is our best pitcher.
Victor_c3
(3,557 posts)Its an abomination!
Cheese curd and gravy dont belong on freedom fries!
japple
(9,808 posts)Victor_c3
(3,557 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,488 posts)We'll nuke their Poutine with Louisiana Hot Sauce - that'll send them packin'..... ...... .....
Victor_c3
(3,557 posts)The lice keeps the crabs from totally climbing up and taking over my body and the crabs keep the lice out of the southern half of my body.
The taco trucks would push up and keep the poutine trucks from totally taking over the country. Good thinking.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,488 posts)we'll have the Georgia Peach Trucks on standby in Niagra.........
Brunswick Stew, boiled peanuts and steamed crawdads brought in by sea landing to do final mop-up......
GopherGal
(2,007 posts)Response to Victor_c3 (Reply #16)
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knightmaar
(748 posts)Last edited Sat Sep 8, 2018, 12:23 PM - Edit history (1)
Sorry.
But the proper use of "eh?" is at the end of sentence, so change:
Do you want your children speaking Canadian? Eh??
into:
"You don't want your children speaking Canadian, eh?"
Also, please don't pour out your maple syrup. That really done pain us at a visceral level. Honestly, I cry when I see someone putting a plate in the dishwasher that still has a puddle of maple syrup in it.
Victor_c3
(3,557 posts)Im with you on the maple syrup... Ive made my own for the last couple of years and it takes a lot of work.
For what its worth, I grew up about 90 minutes south of Montreal, in northern New York.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,488 posts)In all my past travels there, hearing it was just like pronouncing the letter "A" with an upturn in pitch to suggest a question, as in "aeh?".
It's like our Southern "yaw'll" in that you just have to hear it, LOL.
Agree on the maple syrup. It's a sin to waste a single molecule of that glorious stuff and that's one of the reasons we evolved to have fingers.
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DeeDeeNY
(3,354 posts)Eh?
knightmaar
(748 posts)You guys pronounce it "abat".
So there's that.
gay texan
(2,435 posts)i love this movie!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)gay texan
(2,435 posts)JHB
(37,157 posts)JHB
(37,157 posts)Submariner
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|Victor_c3
(3,557 posts)Read about the Fenian Invasion.
Basically a bunch of drunk Irish-Americans got together near Malone, NY, crossed the border, and got their ass beat by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
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The Liberal Lion
(1,414 posts)with Canada
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)by forcing us to watch Alex Trebek, Matthew Perry, Ryan Reynolds and a host of others and foisting Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, Drake, Michael Buble +++ upon our hearing. It's an invasion, I tell ya', and they're so damned sneaky we can't tell who is Canadian without looking them up!
Highly subversive tactics!
struggle4progress
(118,234 posts)Mexico is paying for it and all our other walls!