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Dread Pirate Roberts

(1,896 posts)
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 08:41 AM Sep 2018

I'm with Trump! We must fight this Canadian menace!

With their polite ways and their universal health care, they're a threat to our very way of life. Do you want your children speaking Canadian? Eh?? Taking advantage of the longest undefended border in the world. They might already be here! They might look like Americans but don't be fooled. Your next door neighbor might even be a Canadian just waiting for the signal to strike.

Go to your cabinets. Pour out your maple syrup. Take the Canadian Bacon off of your Egg McMuffins. Boycott Tim Horton's. We need to stand for something in this country again! Show these Canadians just who is boss. We've had enough abuse from our pretend friends from the north who have apparently been screwing us all along and we didn't even know it. It's high time we put an end to this.

We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Quebec, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our nation, whatever the cost may be.

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I'm with Trump! We must fight this Canadian menace! (Original Post) Dread Pirate Roberts Sep 2018 OP
Yeah, Canada is our mortal enemy. dalton99a Sep 2018 #1
They don't even send us real Molson! Dread Pirate Roberts Sep 2018 #2
Heh, Heh! smirkymonkey Sep 2018 #8
You realize they have 90% of their population amassed on our border underpants Sep 2018 #3
Fact: Canada is now the second largest country in the world! JHB Sep 2018 #32
If You Post This.... Laxman Sep 2018 #4
My fingers were burning when I typed this Dread Pirate Roberts Sep 2018 #5
Time to once and for all... CCExile Sep 2018 #6
But... But... But... Where will we get our maple scented tires! Hugin Sep 2018 #7
That is funny. Thank you judesedit Sep 2018 #9
Blame Canada! smirkymonkey Sep 2018 #10
With their beady eyes and floppy heads! n/t gay texan Sep 2018 #19
Really... Zoonart Sep 2018 #28
You can't trust them...they look just like us and they speak English!!! brooklynite Sep 2018 #11
We may not tell if they are one of us.... LakeArenal Sep 2018 #39
I'm so into Canada that I celebrated Canada Day, ignored the 4th nt elmac Sep 2018 #12
Well done, that was excellent! I have some Canadian bacon justhanginon Sep 2018 #13
Bacon on a pizza is just wrong no matter how you slice it. Merlot Sep 2018 #24
It's kind of like pepperoni without all the grease, spices and salt. justhanginon Sep 2018 #35
Grease (we call it oil here at the casa Merlot) spices and salt Merlot Sep 2018 #42
........ justhanginon Sep 2018 #43
lets face it, tRump has made ameriKa shitty again elmac Sep 2018 #14
They've infested our local baseball stadium... Wounded Bear Sep 2018 #15
Have you seen what they do to freedom fries? Victor_c3 Sep 2018 #16
There will be poutine trucks on every corner!!!! japple Sep 2018 #20
HOLY SHIT that is scary! Victor_c3 Sep 2018 #22
Man the taco trucks and head 'em off at the border! KY_EnviroGuy Sep 2018 #34
It reminds me of the careful balance I have between my head lice and genital crabs Victor_c3 Sep 2018 #36
And, it they counter-attack with their dreaded syrup bombs..... KY_EnviroGuy Sep 2018 #40
Probably blasting Anne Murray Music GopherGal Sep 2018 #44
This message was self-deleted by its author AllaN01Bear Sep 2018 #26
I need to correct your Canadian Grammar. knightmaar Sep 2018 #17
I suspect you're a Canadian agent Victor_c3 Sep 2018 #27
Also, it seems a more proper spelling would be "aeh". KY_EnviroGuy Sep 2018 #33
That is what it's all abOOt DeeDeeNY Sep 2018 #18
Actually, WE pronounce it "about" knightmaar Sep 2018 #41
whats this all aboot???? gay texan Sep 2018 #21
LOL! Maple Fever!! smirkymonkey Sep 2018 #23
LOL!!! n/t gay texan Sep 2018 #25
"We have ways of making you pronounce the letter 'o'" JHB Sep 2018 #38
They maintain a threatening lead in Zamboni technology! JHB Sep 2018 #29
Canada Geese are Justin Trudeau's revenge against Trump. Let's nuke Ottawa Submariner Sep 2018 #30
We invaded Canada before - and we got our ass kicked Victor_c3 Sep 2018 #31
Hell, if it wasn't for the White House faction of the resistance we'd probabaly already be at war The Liberal Lion Sep 2018 #37
Those %#@%! Canadians are already invading us Totally Tunsie Sep 2018 #45
I am happy because we are building this wall along our border to Canada; and even more because struggle4progress Sep 2018 #46

Laxman

(2,419 posts)
4. If You Post This....
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 09:26 AM
Sep 2018

on the Fox News web site you might actually hear Trump say something like this at his next rally. It could actually lead to war. (not really) Thanks for the chuckle. I'm finding it harder and harder to get a good laugh in these days. When I laugh out loud at the television right now, it's never out of amusement.

Dread Pirate Roberts

(1,896 posts)
5. My fingers were burning when I typed this
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 09:50 AM
Sep 2018

Just the words "I'm with Trump" hurt to form, even in jest -ouch! That hurt again!

CCExile

(465 posts)
6. Time to once and for all...
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 09:54 AM
Sep 2018

bring the Terrance and Phillip conflict to a positive resolution! Don't drag it out like the Koreas!

brooklynite

(94,358 posts)
11. You can't trust them...they look just like us and they speak English!!!
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 10:07 AM
Sep 2018

How do you KNOW your neighbor isn't a Canadian in disguise?

LakeArenal

(28,804 posts)
39. We may not tell if they are one of us....
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 12:09 PM
Sep 2018

But Dumpsters don’t speak or spell English.

So we can’t definitley tell who Canadians are not.

PS. My dad was born and raised on Prince Edward Island, the bastard. (Miss you Lou RIP)

justhanginon

(3,289 posts)
13. Well done, that was excellent! I have some Canadian bacon
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 10:26 AM
Sep 2018

in the fridge right now which I will get rid of today since I am a patriot.
Probably on a pizza. Yum!

justhanginon

(3,289 posts)
35. It's kind of like pepperoni without all the grease, spices and salt.
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 11:34 AM
Sep 2018

Yeah and there is that flavor thing. But, at my age, (feels like about 110 this morning but actualy 81), I am supposed to cut down on grease and salt so I up the spices.
Life is not fair but one learns to adapt!!!!!!

Merlot

(9,696 posts)
42. Grease (we call it oil here at the casa Merlot) spices and salt
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 01:26 PM
Sep 2018

three of my favorite food groups...the fourth being "crunchy"

Wounded Bear

(58,602 posts)
15. They've infested our local baseball stadium...
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 10:33 AM
Sep 2018

They're ruining our game!



Mariners fans created the ‘Maple Grove’ for Canadian James Paxton, and he loves it

A group of Mariners supporters just wanted to annoy some Blue Jays fans when Toronto played at Safeco Field in June. That was the plan.

All of the hoopla that has followed — from accepting a potted maple tree from the Mariners to receiving maple bars from James Paxton on the field prior to Seattle’s game on Tuesday — has simply been the bizarre, but enjoyable, byproduct of what started as a joke.

When Seattle played Toronto last season, two longtime Mariners fans, Daniel Carroll and Megan Shear, brought signs to the game to torment the Canadians who were coming down to watch. The posters ranged from reminding the fans of how the Sounders beat Toronto in the MLS Cup to saying that milk bags are pointless.

When the Blue Jays headed to Seattle this season, Carroll and Shear planned to create a similar environment. It just so happened that Paxton, who is Canadian, was Seattle’s starting pitcher that day. The group of fans ran with it, and the Maple Grove began.


https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/mariners/mariners-fans-created-the-maple-grove-for-canadian-james-paxton-and-he-loves-it/

Problem is, Paxton is our best pitcher.

Victor_c3

(3,557 posts)
16. Have you seen what they do to freedom fries?
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 10:42 AM
Sep 2018

It’s an abomination!

Cheese curd and gravy don’t belong on freedom fries!

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,488 posts)
34. Man the taco trucks and head 'em off at the border!
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 11:30 AM
Sep 2018

We'll nuke their Poutine with Louisiana Hot Sauce - that'll send them packin'..... ...... .....

Victor_c3

(3,557 posts)
36. It reminds me of the careful balance I have between my head lice and genital crabs
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 11:35 AM
Sep 2018

The lice keeps the crabs from totally climbing up and taking over my body and the crabs keep the lice out of the southern half of my body.

The taco trucks would push up and keep the poutine trucks from totally taking over the country. Good thinking.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,488 posts)
40. And, it they counter-attack with their dreaded syrup bombs.....
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 12:12 PM
Sep 2018

we'll have the Georgia Peach Trucks on standby in Niagra.........

Brunswick Stew, boiled peanuts and steamed crawdads brought in by sea landing to do final mop-up......

Response to Victor_c3 (Reply #16)

knightmaar

(748 posts)
17. I need to correct your Canadian Grammar.
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 10:43 AM
Sep 2018

Last edited Sat Sep 8, 2018, 12:23 PM - Edit history (1)

Sorry.

But the proper use of "eh?" is at the end of sentence, so change:

Do you want your children speaking Canadian? Eh??

into:

"You don't want your children speaking Canadian, eh?"

Also, please don't pour out your maple syrup. That really done pain us at a visceral level. Honestly, I cry when I see someone putting a plate in the dishwasher that still has a puddle of maple syrup in it.

Victor_c3

(3,557 posts)
27. I suspect you're a Canadian agent
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 11:11 AM
Sep 2018

I’m with you on the maple syrup... I’ve made my own for the last couple of years and it takes a lot of work.

For what it’s worth, I grew up about 90 minutes south of Montreal, in northern New York.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,488 posts)
33. Also, it seems a more proper spelling would be "aeh".
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 11:19 AM
Sep 2018

In all my past travels there, hearing it was just like pronouncing the letter "A" with an upturn in pitch to suggest a question, as in "aeh?".

It's like our Southern "yaw'll" in that you just have to hear it, LOL.

Agree on the maple syrup. It's a sin to waste a single molecule of that glorious stuff and that's one of the reasons we evolved to have fingers.

..........

Victor_c3

(3,557 posts)
31. We invaded Canada before - and we got our ass kicked
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 11:16 AM
Sep 2018

Read about the Fenian Invasion.

Basically a bunch of drunk Irish-Americans got together near Malone, NY, crossed the border, and got their ass beat by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

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Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)
45. Those %#@%! Canadians are already invading us
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 10:06 PM
Sep 2018

by forcing us to watch Alex Trebek, Matthew Perry, Ryan Reynolds and a host of others and foisting Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, Drake, Michael Buble +++ upon our hearing. It's an invasion, I tell ya', and they're so damned sneaky we can't tell who is Canadian without looking them up!

Highly subversive tactics!

struggle4progress

(118,234 posts)
46. I am happy because we are building this wall along our border to Canada; and even more because
Sat Sep 8, 2018, 10:24 PM
Sep 2018

Mexico is paying for it and all our other walls!

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