Daniel Dale: Here's Trump's public schedule for tomorrow.

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

[underpants]

1. Those 2 hour workdays are hard

I'm guessing the lunch will last an hour.

[Aristus]

3. When you've never worked a day in your life,

any workday is hard...

[global1]

2. Do You Think He'll Ask Pence To Take A Lie Detector Test?.....nt

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Undoubtedly time for paranoid review of staff, cry with lawyers, watch Fox & Friends for instruction

[KY_EnviroGuy]

22. I'll bet he has a practice green set up in the WH basement.

And a hall of mirrors for self-admiration.........

[Solly Mack]

5. We get up at twelve and start to work at one. Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done.

Jolly good fun!


Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho

and some bigly tra la las

That's how I fake the day away

I'm the hairy cracked orange blob



(with apologies)

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. Hilarious!

[Solly Mack]

28. Thank you. :)

[MuseRider]

26. Bowing to you.

I cannot believe I did not think of that one! Well done Solly, as always.

[Solly Mack]

27. Thanks, Muse

Maybe it's easier to think of it when you're out of it? (The Home of Oz)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. What an exhausting day!

[Yavin4]

7. Is he doing anything for 9/11? n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Probably will brag about how his building became the tallest in Manhattan.

[Scurrilous]

10. Heh!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. He really did that, ON 9/11.

https://people.com/politics/trump-911-interview-building-tallest-lower-manhattan/

[RockRaven]

9. Non-public schedule includes a lot more "Masturbate Regardless of Erection Status" & "Watch FOXNews"

sometimes booked for the same time-slot.

[SCantiGOP]

11. Fake News!

He will have already put in a hard 7 hour day before that 11:30 briefing.

Here’s what you left out:

4:30 - 11:30: watch Fox, crap and tweet

[rusty quoin]

17. Oh God, he will leave so much destruction. I hate those who voted for him.

[czarjak]

24. It was rigged...

Even he said so.

[ProudLib72]

13. When it takes an hour and half a pound of petroleum jelly to get into your suit

You have to start early. Remember, the fat fuck doesn't have Hope to help him anymore.

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. I work harder than that and I'm retired.

[RainCaster]

15. 11:30? I thought Faux and Friends was on earlier

Although I have never wasted the time to watch it myself.

[SergeStorms]

21. After FOX and Fiends...

(not a typo) he has what's he calls "executive time" when he does...............nothing. Probably watches more TV, and tweets.

He's definitely the laziest man to ever disgrace the White House. He can claim many "firsts" as president, none of them useful or noteworthy.

[Initech]

16. Does that include 3:00AM toilet tweeting and yelling at Fox News?

Also don't forget eating cheeseburgers in bed! And using a coffee cup as a practice hole for his office putting!

[47of74]

19. Or rubbing one out to the sound of his own voice?

[SergeStorms]

23. That cocktail suasage hasn't...

come to attention for years. I think that's one of the reasons he goes crazy all the time. He has no sexual release, and for a man wiih Trump's ego that's a death blow. A wife he can't touch, a daughter he treats like one of his porn actresses, and a very small tube of flaccid, rancid meat between his legs. His ego has taken such a nosedive lately. Poor, poor little Donnie Trump!

[jmowreader]

18. Hang on for a second here

It says THE PRESIDENT is going to receive his daily intel briefing and have lunch with the VP.

Thanks for Obama's schedule, but what's Trump going to do?

[C Moon]

20. Watch TV and tweet the rest of the time.

[lagomorph777]

29. 11:31AM to 12:29PM - Call Putin and receive the day's marching orders.

12:31PM: call McConnell and Ryan and issue the day's marching orders.