He didn't just clear the rubble, you don't understand,

[PCIntern]

He built the towers himself on the weekends and designed and approved the Pyramids of Giza having had unprotected sex with Cleopatra whom he later described as a “lousy lay”, the Eiffel Tower, and the Golden Gate Bridge, and the Astrodome.

In addition he created the Flintstones’ character of Barney Rubble for Hanna Barbera because he said that if he wasn’t obeyed the individual would be in Rubble...Barney Rubble - TROUBLE! Thus he cleared two kinds of Rubble.

Get it?

(Meanwhile hieroglyphs in Egypt relate that when Cleopatra saw him disrobed before her she sighed, “Well, here we go....”.

[kimbutgar]

1. I doubt the orange maggot has ever had a blister on his hands from working with them

His hands are probably soft from never working a hard day in his life. So hearing him say he cleared rubble is laughable.

[FakeNoose]

2. I think Cleopatra spanked him with a rolled up magazine first

I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere.