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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBREAKING: Trump orders US Air Force to drop one million
Rolls of paper towels over coastal Carolinas in incredibly brave move to negate hurricane's destruction.
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BREAKING: Trump orders US Air Force to drop one million (Original Post)
BamaRefugee
Sep 2018
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dameatball
(7,380 posts)1. I hope they remember to take the wrappers off.
Iliyah
(25,111 posts)4. Well yeah, paper towels would absorb some of the
water, although it would be quite messy.
Anywho, hope most will be attentive of the warnings and get to a another location.
lame54
(35,130 posts)2. This will get him an A+++
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)3. A double plus good!
Maybe he can give himself the presidential medal of freedom and weld it together with his nobel prize into a super-medal!
BamaRefugee
(3,476 posts)5. THIS JUST IN: Intense discussions in West Wing over whether to use
BOUNTY as trump originally planned.
Staffers trying to convince trump to go with VIVA, to attract the Latino vote.
SammyWinstonJack
(44,129 posts)6. Brawney to the rescue. A+
bdtrppr6
(796 posts)7. heckuva job, Orangey!
Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)8. You need a sarcasm tag.
Or a satire tag. This is way too believable.
BamaRefugee
(3,476 posts)9. It does have an air of truthiness to it
Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)11. !
Johnny2X2X
(18,731 posts)10. The quicker picker upper.
Brilliant.