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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTelevangelist Warlock Pat Robertson Casts Spell on Hurricane Florence
As you know, the Southeastern United States is bracing itself for Hurricane Florence, a category 4 storm that could cause "catastrophic" damage once it reaches landfall this Friday. Millions of residents have been ordered to move inland, and Imbecile-in-Chief Donald Trump is keeping himself busy by arguing with Puerto Rican officials about how he didn't botch their hurricane disaster, like, at all.
But if you're concerned about the life-threatening conditions those in the South are facing... don't be! Because televangelist warlock Pat Robertson has cast a spell on the hurricane, which has forbidden it from touching America! (Note: Normally in times of national crisis, self-proclaimed Christians such as Robertson pray for something good to happen and then go on about their business. However, this must be a pretty serious situation, because Robertson has apparently shunned his religion's historical hatred of the dark arts and has turned to witchcraft in order to stop the hurricane, casting a "shield of protection" over his home state of Virginia.)
Let's watch! Stone-cold witchery starts at 1:10.
https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2018/09/12/32227486/televangelist-warlock-pat-robertson-casts-spell-on-hurricane-florence
Didn't work Pat
still_one
(92,131 posts)of the 599 club
GReedDiamond
(5,311 posts)...eat your flesh, he wants to eat your $$$ if you are unfortunate to be a dimwit religious nut/trumphumper.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)It amazes me how many people actually believe this senile old goat.
Crunchy Frog
(26,579 posts)Or something like that. He kind of seems to be going against that a little.
Thekaspervote
(32,754 posts)Conjuring up hate for those that dont sound like you or look like you. GOOD job ol buddy... Im sure theres a special place at Lucifers table just for you.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I can't tell them apart nowadays.
Meadowoak
(5,545 posts)pretzel4gore
(8,146 posts)I must share! Back in reagan era, Ron jr had latenite talkshow which tilted left. One night guests included Rev Falwel. Jerry. Somehow discussion became about sex etc...and Ron asked Guests if they...self abuse! All admitted, but Falwel, who tried dodge question until finally he also admitted! It was fantastic. Pat probly indulges also, hypocricy being his fort!
Ilsa
(61,694 posts)and they don't get their wishes, it must be because no one else sincerely prayed with him.
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)I was looking at a panty liner ad!! Super absorbent with angel wings no less.
Iggo
(47,549 posts)oasis
(49,376 posts)Translation: "Destroy those race mixin' liberal baby killers in New York".
sakabatou
(42,146 posts)workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)judgement from God on account of gay people living there.
So what offense against God sent Florence against NC, SC and Georgia, Pat???