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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsStormy Daniels describes a tender moment with Donald Trump
Like a toadstool
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart
It may have been the least impressive sex Id ever had, but clearly, he didnt share that opinion.
https://politicalwire.com/2018/09/18/quote-of-the-day-2041/
kskiska
(27,041 posts)and the Repubs loved it.
calimary
(80,694 posts)searched Google. Found the mushroom character.
O. M. G.
It looks like a fat round stubby little plug.
EXTRAORDINARILY illuminating. Tells you absolutely EVERYTHING you need to know about trump. The most textbook-CLASSIC case of overcompensation in history! Explains all the hot-to-trot behavior through the years.
Explains all the trump Tower obsession to build giant gold phallus-shaped high-rises with his name on them all over the world.
Explains all the swagger and boasting about I have the biggest/most/best fill-in-the-blank-here.
Explains the lust for demonstrative female conquest. After all, nothing proves youre the biggest/most/best of all studly manly men by constantly surrounding yourself with lots of sexy girls with modeling, beauty queen, or better yet porn or Playboy credentials who fawn all over you (mainly because of what they think is your BIG - uh - er - um - bank account).
Oldest story in the world. It comes down to one basic truth: this is an individual with the biggest/most/best inferiority complex as vast as the Milky Way galaxy.
trump has a stump.
calimary
(80,694 posts)the astronaut and sometimes-TV talking head on space-related topics.
Talking about Elon Musk and the potential of weapons in space. And Captain Kelly says of Musk: its really about testing his rocket.
O.
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My minds in the gutter...
I literally doubled over, laughing! My husband, then in the kitchen at the coffee maker, wondered what the hell? I told him. He snickered, too, and quipped Im gonna start calling him Shorty!
Btw my husband has decided that Kavanaugh should be pronounced Kavana-ugh. So thats how he refers to the guy now.
I love my husband!