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RandySF

(57,632 posts)
Tue Sep 18, 2018, 11:24 AM Sep 2018

Stormy Daniels describes a tender moment with Donald Trump

“Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart… It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”




https://politicalwire.com/2018/09/18/quote-of-the-day-2041/

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Stormy Daniels describes a tender moment with Donald Trump (Original Post) RandySF Sep 2018 OP
Paula Jones went there, too kskiska Sep 2018 #1
O. M. G. I who know little about the fine points of Super Mario calimary Sep 2018 #2
O. M. G. And then there came an interview with Capt Mark Kelly calimary Sep 2018 #3
Kick RandySF Sep 2018 #4

calimary

(80,694 posts)
2. O. M. G. I who know little about the fine points of Super Mario
Tue Sep 18, 2018, 11:48 AM
Sep 2018

searched Google. Found the mushroom character.

O. M. G.

It looks like a fat round stubby little plug.

EXTRAORDINARILY illuminating. Tells you absolutely EVERYTHING you need to know about trump. The most textbook-CLASSIC case of overcompensation in history! Explains all the hot-to-trot behavior through the years.
Explains all the “trump Tower” obsession to build giant gold phallus-shaped high-rises with his name on them all over the world.
Explains all the swagger and boasting about “I have the biggest/most/best fill-in-the-blank-here”.
Explains the lust for demonstrative female conquest. After all, nothing proves you’re the biggest/most/best of all studly manly men by constantly surrounding yourself with lots of sexy girls with modeling, beauty queen, or better yet porn or Playboy credentials who fawn all over you (mainly because of what they think is your BIG - uh - er - um - bank account).

Oldest story in the world. It comes down to one basic truth: this is an individual with the biggest/most/best inferiority complex as vast as the Milky Way galaxy.

trump has a stump.

calimary

(80,694 posts)
3. O. M. G. And then there came an interview with Capt Mark Kelly
Tue Sep 18, 2018, 12:14 PM
Sep 2018

the astronaut and sometimes-TV talking head on space-related topics.

Talking about Elon Musk and the potential of weapons in space. And Captain Kelly says of Musk: “it’s really about testing his rocket.”

O.

M.

G.



My mind’s in the gutter...

I literally doubled over, laughing! My husband, then in the kitchen at the coffee maker, wondered what the hell? I told him. He snickered, too, and quipped “I’m gonna start calling him ‘Shorty’!”

Btw my husband has decided that “Kavanaugh” should be pronounced “Kavana-ugh.” So that’s how he refers to the guy now.

I love my husband!

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