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Tue Sep 18, 2018, 11:38 AM

Stormy Daniels compared the dotard's wee member to Toad from Mario Kart!!

What a time to be alive!

From Daily Beast https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels

Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

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Reply Stormy Daniels compared the dotard's wee member to Toad from Mario Kart!! (Original post)
malchickiwick Sep 2018 OP
GemDigger Sep 2018 #1
Thyla Sep 2018 #2
Jarqui Sep 2018 #3
targetpractice Sep 2018 #4
greymattermom Sep 2018 #5

Response to malchickiwick (Original post)

Tue Sep 18, 2018, 11:43 AM

1. so I had to google Toad....

I couldn't get past the first page without laughing my tail off. Toad and Mario Kart are trending....

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Response to malchickiwick (Original post)

Tue Sep 18, 2018, 11:44 AM

2. What?

Covered in red spots?

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Response to malchickiwick (Original post)

Tue Sep 18, 2018, 11:54 AM

3. This is what happens when you shift from

polishing the one-eyed bishop to choking the tiny pope with little hands :



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Response to malchickiwick (Original post)

Tue Sep 18, 2018, 12:11 PM

4. Hmmm... DU displays ads for mens swimwear for this post...

Not a toadstool in sight among the models, though.

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Response to malchickiwick (Original post)

Tue Sep 18, 2018, 12:17 PM

5. So now can Trump ever threaten

anyone with the mushroom cloud?

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