Lordy, there's a limerick about Trump's itty-bitty tower...

[highplainsdem]

I hadn't been online all day, and didn't hear about the more salacious details from Stormy Daniels' book in any TV or radio news. But when I googled

trump twitter

to get the link to Trump's twitter account to see what he's been tweeting today, these were the three headlines for the "top stories" on that Google search page:

Rolling Stone: Trump’s Junk: Is It OK to Dick-Shame the President?

Huffington Post: You Don’t Want To Know The Trump-Themed Reason Why ‘Mario Kart’ Is Trending

Vice: The Most Horrified Reactions to Trump's Dick Allegedly Looking Like Toad


Obviously NOT a typical news day.

I did some quick searching on Twitter and found this:

Link to tweet

A porn star once dear to Trump's heart
Described his most intimate part
As less than humungous
And shaped like a fungus,
Like Toad out of Mario Kart.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. My attempt:

The president's dick looks like Toad,
Not freakishly small - for a choad.
Mid pubes of a yeti
And probably sweaty.
This news has made Twitter explode.

[highplainsdem]

4. Brilliant!

[BannonsLiver]

5. That's really good

Everyone’s talking about his little mushroom cap but I find myself wondering if the carpet matches the drapes when it comes to the yeti pubes. Are they really orange too?

[bitterross]

2. It's okay to dick-shame a Shameful Dick.

Talking about his tiny, ugly penis is probably what will make him explode more than anything else. It's the worst thing you can do to him. Small, ugly penis and horrible at sex!

[Crunchy Frog]

8. It will make him explode...

in under two minutes.

[Scurrilous]

3. LOL

[edbermac]

6. Liberal Limericks.

Link to tweet

[highplainsdem]

7. LOL! Thanks for posting that!