I'm idly wondering if his pubic hair

[PCIntern]

Is styled as a complex comb-over to make his dick look bigger.

Imagine that that was really Hope Hicks’ job. Servicing Biggus Dickus’ hair-down-there.

[LuckyCharms]

1. He puts it in pig tails.

[PCIntern]

2. Appropriately named. nt

[Luz]

3. Does the carpet match the drapes?

[PCIntern]

4. Or the collars match the cuffs? nt

[PJMcK]

5. Well, there is a simple trick to make the junk look bigger

Trim the garden.

I can't imagine Trump doing that. Besides, Stormy said he looked like Yeti down there.

[PCIntern]

6. She should have entitled her book:

“Is It In?”

[PJMcK]

7. Or "What's That?" (n/t)

[3Hotdogs]

9. The Benny Hill song, "What's that thing called, Love?"

[whathehell]

8. Maybe you could post your "idle wondering'" in The Lounge?

This is pointlessly gross, especially early in the am.

and especially in light of the current re-run of Anita Hill testifying on Clarence Thomas and his "Who put this pubic hair on my coke" line.
You don't want to go there. Really.

[3Hotdogs]

10. Well, nobody should'a put a pubic hair on his Coke can. That was just a wrong thing to do.

[PCIntern]

11. Yeah lets let them just beat the living shit

Out of us and destroy the democracy but we will stay “civil”.

How did going high when they go low work out a couple years ago?

The way you destroy the beast is by poking holes in their egos until they go apeshit. Civility ain’t gonna work nohow no way.

[dalton99a]

12. +1. He's the one that brought it up and advertized it in a presidential debate

[whathehell]

13. Do you expect to beat them by critiquing their pubic hair?

If so, I'm not expecting a win!

[Tarc]

14. I'm going to vomit in my mouth

[C_U_L8R]

15. It's a hair farm for his head

It all makes sense now.