Kangaroo on the loose in South Florida

[RockaFowler]

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

You don't see that everyday in Florida
I think I can actually say that I've seen it all now in Florida

[HopeAgain]

1. It's not a true Florida story until...

a drunk "Florida man" tries to box with it.

[RockaFowler]

4. I'm waiting

There is still time

[gratuitous]

6. We'll need video

The kangaroo will have to either (a) kick him over on his backside; (2) kick him in the nards; or (iii) both.

[FSogol]

11. Naked Florida Man arrested with gold spray paint, meth, and unregistered kangaroo!

[HopeAgain]

13. Sounds right!

[Ligyron]

20. Hey, that actually happened.

Guy kept a grown kangaroo on a golf course in Palm Beach and one night a bunch of drunken guys from the mainland took a dude over who was suppose to be Golden Gloves and all that. Anyway, Mr. Golden Gloves got his ass kicked but good. I mean literally kicked too 'cause that's what those roos do - kick. Damn lucky he wasn't disemboweled.

I have another story about two guys who got the crap kicked out of them by a fish.

[FM123]

2. Now I've seen everything!

Disclaimer: as a Floridian I will probably be saying that again in the future, lol

[LonePirate]

3. That kangaroo should hop on home before crossing the path of an alligator or python.

[Scurrilous]

5. Why not!

Everything else is.

[Solly Mack]

7. I hope he stays safe and can be recaptured soon.

[madamesilverspurs]

8. He's trying to get to D.C.

He has a hearing to preside over in the Senate.


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[MineralMan]

9. Speaking of 'roos:

Link to tweet

[raccoon]

10. Wouldn't it be a hoot if it were a male and a female kangaroo?

And kangaroos proceeded to populate the US. At least in the states that aren’t too cold for them.

[canetoad]

12. He looks like he could be related

To Roger, the Red Roo.

[dawg]

14. They should bring it up to Georgia.

We have a kangaroo compound.

[OnDoutside]

15. Bring it to the Senate hearing on Thursday....

[KayF]

16. description of Storm

so you know it's the right one...

The kangaroo is 4-5 years old, about four feet tall with black paws.

[Awsi Dooger]

17. Go Canes

The guy responsible for the tweet -- Billy Corben -- is the filmmaker from the heralded documentaries "The U" and "The U Part 2" from the ESPN 30 for 30 series

[lpbk2713]

18. If he spends much time in a rural area ...

some redneck will shoot him.

[Ligyron]

19. Jupiter Farms is a rural area.

People keep all kinds of crazy stuff down here - lion, tigers, crocodiles - you name it, it's here.