Which one today?

[mac56]

Someone please explain to me which one is the Republican stance today:

1. He never did it. It's all made up.
2. He did something similar to that, but not as bad.
3. Okay, he did it, but all young men do that kind of thing.
4. Someone who looks exactly like him did it.
5. It's her fault for not reporting it sooner.
6. He was drunk. It couldn't be helped.
7. She was drunk. She brought it on herself.
8. We want him on the Supreme Court, so f*** off.

Have I missed any?

[madaboutharry]

1. A couple more:

9. They are all con artists.
10. This is a vast left-wing conspiracy.

[CincyDem]

2. And one of the all time classics...

If she hadn't been wearing that one piece swimsuit, none of this would have happened.

[Ohiogal]

3. Aliens landed and took over Kavanaugh's brain so he wasn't responsible.

[mainstreetonce]

4. It's all Feinstein's fault

Blame the Democrats.

[Sugar Smack]

5. He's such a good white boy with so much going for him..

how could that mouthy hussy destroy such a promising career?

[Flo Mingo]

6. But.....but

BENGHAZI!!!

[gratuitous]

7. Why aren't there others coming forward?

Don't they want the death threats, the doxxings, and the rest of the dragging?

Oh, there are more accusers? This is just a circus!

And the media just write it all down and report it straight, as if Kavanaugh's defenders didn't just contradict themselves.

[Rhiannon12866]

10. +100!

[Donkees]

8. 'No Comment' on polaroids of keg parties at the morgue

[Sherman A1]

9. #8

Sums it all up.