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struggle4progress

(118,278 posts)
Thu Sep 27, 2018, 05:14 PM Sep 2018

The brilliant legal mind of Kavanaugh

The Senate's job, of course, is to decide whether Kavanaugh has the brilliant and principled legal mind everyone wants from a Supreme Court justice, or whether he is merely average, or whether he might actually be just a partisan hack with a nice make-up job for his public display

And, of course, the Senate hearings might cast real light on this, as Kavanaugh lays out his defense

So let's take a quick peek at the some of the workings of Kavanaugh's brilliant legal mind:

1. The beer defense. I drink beer. I like beer. Not everybody who drinks beer is a rapist.

Take-home message: He plans to be a Supreme Court Justice who likes to drink beer, so maybe you could drink a beer with him sometime

2. The calendar defense. When I was in high school, I had a calendar and sometimes wrote down parties I had gone to to and who had been there

Take-home message: If he had tried to rape a girl at a party, he'd have noted it in his calendar

3. The Clintons defense. The Clintons are behind this

Take-home message: Vince Foster murder! Cigar sex! Bengazi! Pizzaria child-abuse!

4. The yearbook defense. I'm not going to talk about the crass comments in my high school yearbook

Take-home message: He was a nice hard-working, hard-partying, hard-drinking boy at a nice Catholic high school so it's just rude of you to notice the crass comments in his high school yearbook

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The brilliant legal mind of Kavanaugh (Original Post) struggle4progress Sep 2018 OP
How can they say the yearbook is irrelevant torius Sep 2018 #1
this post is brilliant and also hilarious ProfessorPlum Sep 2018 #2
When he started blaming democrats with his Clinton conspiracy onit2day Sep 2018 #3
Why? Because those voting to confirm him are partisan hacks onenote Sep 2018 #5
The beer thing... shanti Sep 2018 #4
The Yale/Harvard/sportsteam practice defence. Big one. lindysalsagal Sep 2018 #6

torius

(1,652 posts)
1. How can they say the yearbook is irrelevant
Thu Sep 27, 2018, 05:19 PM
Sep 2018

when the sexual assault charge is from right around when the yearbook came out? Republican logic = magic.

 

onit2day

(1,201 posts)
3. When he started blaming democrats with his Clinton conspiracy
Fri Sep 28, 2018, 06:41 PM
Sep 2018

He proved himself a partisan hack incapable of being open minded and balanced in his decisions. You should not put one on the SC who hates democrats and thinks they are out to get him. It makes for a petty jurist incapable of being fair. There must be 50 credible judges out there so why push this tainted one so hard? Nominate another.

onenote

(42,694 posts)
5. Why? Because those voting to confirm him are partisan hacks
Fri Sep 28, 2018, 07:15 PM
Sep 2018

Last edited Fri Sep 28, 2018, 09:59 PM - Edit history (1)

Who love the thought of having a partisan hack on the Court

shanti

(21,675 posts)
4. The beer thing...
Fri Sep 28, 2018, 06:51 PM
Sep 2018

it seemed like he was trying to convince people that he was a good guy, you know, like all the rest of the red-blooded, beer drinking dudes out there. Just one of them. Didn't work with the women.

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