Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:37 AM
Tommy_Carcetti (39,609 posts)
BREAKING NEWS: Trump to travel to Florida to view Hurricane Michael damage at Mar-a-Lago
President Donald Trump announced that he will be traveling to his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida to get a firsthand view of the aftermath of the damage that Florida incurred after Hurricane Michael--a near Category 5 major hurricane--struck the state this week.
Trump will take an up close tour of the grounds of the club, which is located approximately 500 miles from the Panama City area where the storm made landfall. Palm trees at Mar-a-Lago reportedly lost multiple fronds during a Tuesday afternoon thunderstorm from one of Michael's outermost bands as it moved up the Gulf of Mexico towards the Florida Panhandle. "From what I heard, damage to Mar-a-Lago was tremendous, the likes of which has never been seen before," Trump said to reporters as he boarded Marine One on his way to Andrews Air Force Base. "The amount of rain, which was wet, very, very wet, and some of the most incredible, powerful wind imaginable. I've heard estimates of winds in excess of 500 miles per hour, actually. It's really, really something." Trump noted the "furious" work of groundskeepers to rake up fallen leaves and power wash muddied walkways to make sure the club was in spotless shape for the upcoming winter club season. "It hasn't been easy," he noted. "For anyone. But especially for me. Of all the people out there, I have to say I've probably suffered the most because of this storm." When asked if he had any thoughts for homeowners in storm ravaged areas like Mexico Beach--where houses were ripped from their foundations by devastating storm surge and obliterated into rubble by catastrophic winds--Trump replied, "Well, I'm certain any of those people would have to feel sorry for the situation I'm in. They'd very likely feel very, very bad for me. I'm sure if they had people wanting to pay $200,000 for access to them and their house, they'd know the type of situation I'm in, and they'd feel very, very bad. They wouldn't want to be in my position, believe me." First Lady Melania Trump was expected to join her husband and pose for pictures alongside maintenance workers trimming hedges. The President and First Lady would then reportedly sit down for a dinner prepared by banquet staff. "We're going to have cake, chocolate cake, that most wonderful, magnificent chocolate cake like no other," the President said. "No natural disaster is going to stop us from enjoying that wonderful, beautiful cake." Details at Eleven. ![]()
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Tommy_Carcetti | Oct 2018 | OP |
malaise | Oct 2018 | #1 | |
louis-t | Oct 2018 | #2 | |
lpbk2713 | Oct 2018 | #3 | |
bdamomma | Oct 2018 | #4 | |
Tommy_Carcetti | Oct 2018 | #6 | |
Cha | Oct 2018 | #44 | |
NastyRiffraff | Oct 2018 | #27 | |
Girard442 | Oct 2018 | #32 | |
Tommy_Carcetti | Oct 2018 | #38 | |
Grasswire2 | Oct 2018 | #39 | |
murielm99 | Oct 2018 | #41 | |
Dr Hobbitstein | Oct 2018 | #5 | |
mitch96 | Oct 2018 | #7 | |
mithnanthy | Oct 2018 | #21 | |
malaise | Oct 2018 | #37 | |
Mendocino | Oct 2018 | #51 | |
nolabear | Oct 2018 | #8 | |
sellitman | Oct 2018 | #9 | |
The Velveteen Ocelot | Oct 2018 | #10 | |
backtoblue | Oct 2018 | #12 | |
TreasonousBastard | Oct 2018 | #11 | |
bdamomma | Oct 2018 | #35 | |
TheBlackAdder | Oct 2018 | #13 | |
geardaddy | Oct 2018 | #14 | |
OMGWTF | Oct 2018 | #15 | |
treestar | Oct 2018 | #16 | |
Haggis for Breakfast | Oct 2018 | #46 | |
treestar | Oct 2018 | #49 | |
irisblue | Oct 2018 | #17 | |
VOX | Oct 2018 | #18 | |
True Blue American | Oct 2018 | #19 | |
Cyrano | Oct 2018 | #20 | |
mountain grammy | Oct 2018 | #22 | |
DoctorJoJo | Oct 2018 | #23 | |
Hekate | Oct 2018 | #24 | |
JohnnyRingo | Oct 2018 | #25 | |
lunatica | Oct 2018 | #26 | |
samnsara | Oct 2018 | #28 | |
TwistOneUp | Oct 2018 | #29 | |
Chicago1980 | Oct 2018 | #30 | |
barbtries | Oct 2018 | #31 | |
Doreen | Oct 2018 | #33 | |
INdemo | Oct 2018 | #34 | |
bdamomma | Oct 2018 | #36 | |
locks | Oct 2018 | #40 | |
Permanut | Oct 2018 | #42 | |
homegirl | Oct 2018 | #43 | |
turbinetree | Oct 2018 | #45 | |
keithbvadu2 | Oct 2018 | #47 | |
oberliner | Oct 2018 | #48 | |
kaotikross | Oct 2018 | #50 | |
Joe Nation | Oct 2018 | #52 |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:41 AM
malaise (225,255 posts)
1. Get thee to the greatest page
because satire is way too close to reality these days.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:41 AM
louis-t (20,720 posts)
2. (sigh)
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:42 AM
lpbk2713 (39,490 posts)
3. Trump might have to hire extra Mexican/Cuban groundskeepers.
And then not pay them after threatening to deport them and their families. |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:42 AM
bdamomma (60,277 posts)
4. is this for real???
this is what he said really?? what an AH, he is . Always thinking about himself ALWAYS.
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Response to bdamomma (Reply #4)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:43 AM
Tommy_Carcetti (39,609 posts)
6. It's real satire.
But I'm sure if he does visit Panama City, he'll find a way to work Mar-a-Lago in there. He always does.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #6)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 07:33 PM
Cha (269,175 posts)
44. When or if he goes to Panama City it will definitely
be about him.
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Response to bdamomma (Reply #4)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 12:02 PM
NastyRiffraff (12,448 posts)
27. It's hard to tell, but it's satire
It's easy, very easy, to imagine him saying those things.
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Response to NastyRiffraff (Reply #27)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 12:40 PM
Girard442 (4,953 posts)
32. Somedays it feels like we were somehow transported to "the upside down."
We're all struggling to get back to our home dimension.
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Response to Girard442 (Reply #32)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 01:52 PM
Tommy_Carcetti (39,609 posts)
38. .......
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #38)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 02:12 PM
Grasswire2 (8,822 posts)
39. lest we forget...nt
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #38)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 02:32 PM
murielm99 (27,479 posts)
41. Christmas at Mordor.
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:43 AM
Dr Hobbitstein (6,568 posts)
5. .
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:47 AM
mitch96 (7,481 posts)
7. May 1000 tons of Red Tide
and blue green algae reside in his crotch....
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Response to mitch96 (Reply #7)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:58 AM
mithnanthy (1,725 posts)
21. GOOD ONE!
Thanks!
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Response to mitch96 (Reply #7)
Sun Oct 14, 2018, 08:57 AM
Mendocino (5,532 posts)
51. Breaking News
Mushroom Infestation
The Mar-a-lago Club has been stricken with mass mushroom breakout following stormy hurricane Michael. Thousands of orange, yellow and pea green toadstools have popped up on hole #2. Reported by Dr. Egon Spengler of The Mold Spores and Fungus Institute. |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:48 AM
nolabear (37,925 posts)
8. Will nobody think of the greens?
They might be wet, people!!!!
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:03 AM
sellitman (11,071 posts)
9. The horror of mangled Palm Fronds.
lmao
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:14 AM
The Velveteen Ocelot (92,481 posts)
10. Great satire.
The mark of really good satire is that it's almost believable. You nailed it.
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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #10)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:25 AM
backtoblue (10,000 posts)
12. +1!
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:24 AM
TreasonousBastard (37,168 posts)
11. Good one! Had me going for a minute.
Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #11)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 01:10 PM
bdamomma (60,277 posts)
35. me too
you can really imagine he could say something like that.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:38 AM
TheBlackAdder (19,866 posts)
13. You know he'll be claiming 10x damages to FEMA!
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:44 AM
geardaddy (22,705 posts)
14. Well done, Tommy!
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:45 AM
OMGWTF (1,549 posts)
15. MAR-A-LOGOFUCKYOURSELF!
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:47 AM
treestar (78,302 posts)
16. Took me a few paragraphs
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Response to treestar (Reply #16)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:46 PM
Haggis for Breakfast (6,831 posts)
46. It took me 'til the third paragraph.
Being a former air traffic controller, it was the 500 mph winds that got me. Even he can't be THAT stupid.
Strongest winds ever recorded - in the world - would be found atop Mt. Washington in NH (230+ mph). At 500mph, not much would be left standing. Well, maybe trump's hair. |
Response to Haggis for Breakfast (Reply #46)
Sat Oct 13, 2018, 05:23 PM
treestar (78,302 posts)
49. LOL!
His hair would survive that!
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:50 AM
irisblue (25,255 posts)
17. 🤦
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:50 AM
VOX (22,965 posts)
18. The space between satire and reality has really gotten razor thin.
If one could magically stop 45 and Republicans from doing damage, the whole inept, incompetent circus is so surreal and insane that it’d actually be laugh-inducing.
But it’s all very real. And it’s a genuine tragedy. |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:52 AM
True Blue American (13,131 posts)
19. Is that you
Borowitz? Surely he did not actually say that? No one could be that ignorant.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 10:56 AM
Cyrano (12,780 posts)
20. Trump will go down in history as one of the
most cruel, miserable pricks that ever lived.
I'm certain he envy's Mussolini, Caligula, Hitler, Nero, Vlad the Impaler, Stalin, and every other miserable prick that ever lived. He really wants to be in their league. But it doesn't seem that's gonna' happen. He'll be remembered as a sad, ignorant, wannabe dictator. I only hope he lives long enough to see himself viewed as a bad joke, who just happened to fall into power, and fucked up everything and everyone he touched. |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 11:22 AM
mountain grammy (22,692 posts)
22. Excellent! and far too close to truth.
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 11:29 AM
DoctorJoJo (1,134 posts)
23. Love It! But If There Was a God, Michael Would Have Hit Mar-a-Lago Directly!
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 11:34 AM
Hekate (67,052 posts)
24. Like an onion, you peel satire and then you cry. Well done, Tommy.
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 11:37 AM
JohnnyRingo (15,519 posts)
25. Don't be too surprised.
This wouldn't be the first time life imitated art if Trump did indeed fly down for a round of golf while the Gulf Coast weeps in their disaster. Won't you feel silly then. LOL
Well done, thanx for posting. |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 12:02 PM
lunatica (51,839 posts)
26. This is obviously a reliably fact based report
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 12:07 PM
samnsara (14,244 posts)
28. im sure it crossed his mind!!
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 12:21 PM
TwistOneUp (1,020 posts)
29. He'll squeeze in a No Collusion interview..
On the break, before he tees off on the 10th hole.
Oh, and it's members-only, so each reporter has to wrangle their own invite... |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 12:21 PM
Chicago1980 (1,668 posts)
30. Really?
So how much of our tax dollars will be spent fixing a "billionaires" mansion and grounds?
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 12:25 PM
barbtries (24,674 posts)
31. the trump era is so crazy
earlier today i read about a post about kanye doing a "keynote" speech on a table in an Apple store and was sure it was a joke. nah, that really happened...
then i see this and just kind of knee jerk to total disgust, because i found it 100% believable. |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 12:43 PM
Doreen (10,783 posts)
33. Satire and trump are to close.
It was not until the chocolate cake part that I realized that I was reading satire. It is really sad that it is hard sometimes to realize what is trump spewing vile and what is satire.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 12:46 PM
INdemo (6,908 posts)
34. "the rain, which was wet,very very wet"
this fucking guy has lost it,and this guy has the nuclear code keys?
He no doubt has early stage of Dementia |
Response to INdemo (Reply #34)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 01:14 PM
bdamomma (60,277 posts)
36. I think he is pass
the early stage of dementia. When he sees people after a disaster he says have a good time?????
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 02:32 PM
locks (1,907 posts)
40. I don't have any more tears
left for our dear leader after watching the Pennsylvania rally supporters who had to stand out in the sun waiting to yell "Lock her up".
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 03:25 PM
Permanut (3,003 posts)
42. Nicely done,Tommy_Carcetti..
Black satire hits the bullseye.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 05:27 PM
homegirl (896 posts)
43. This is from
The Onion!!!???
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Fri Oct 12, 2018, 09:46 PM
turbinetree (19,147 posts)
45. Tag you got me......................good one...............the rain was very wet................
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Sat Oct 13, 2018, 07:09 AM
keithbvadu2 (19,699 posts)
47. I told you we needed a wall around Mexico Beach.
I told you we needed a wall around Mexico Beach.
And we'll make sure they pay for it. |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Sat Oct 13, 2018, 07:10 AM
oberliner (58,724 posts)
48. You should identify this as "satire" in the message title
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Sun Oct 14, 2018, 01:36 AM
kaotikross (143 posts)
50. Perfect except..
You forgot where he fast tracks lots of disaster relief money to himself for "repairs".
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Sun Oct 14, 2018, 09:06 PM
Joe Nation (711 posts)
52. Yeah, I was in Palm Beach during the hurricane, and...
The pool was wet. It rained a little bit in the afternoon. I toured the Everglades on an air boat. Hurricane damage....not so much.
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