Aunt Crabby For The Win:

[kpete]

Scratching his pea-sized brain?

Link to tweet

[vlyons]

1. It never occurs to him to use a handkerchief

I'll bet he doesn't even carry one.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He needs to be careful because that tiny finger could get stuck in there,

kind of like when a little kid sticks a bean up his nose and they have to take him to the doctor to get it out.

[CrispyQ]

3. I'd repost it so it goes viral, but it's just so gross.

Such a vile, vulgar man.

[brush]

4. And he's always going on about how germaphobic he is.

[GoCubsGo]

5. Did he get it out?

And, did he eat it after he did? I'm guessing yes.

[BSdetect]

6. Was he picking the nose or trying to give someone a flip and lost his sense of direction? Again.

[bhcodem]

10. To BSdetect....

This is the winner of the internet for the day in my book!

[MurrayDelph]

7. That's not

the orifice he gets his "facts" from.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. that's the input port

Photo doesn't show where that finger has been.

[Kajun Gal]

9. He is so gross! In many ways!

[lunatica]

11. Kick!

[RestoreAmerica2020]

12. He was probably that kid in school who ate his mocos, boogers and liked it!