Fuck a Duck..Trump will pay if HE gets to administer DNA test himself....

[jodymarie aimee]

MSNBC just broke story......to gales of laughter...NOT funny, this is our country....

[Lindsay]

1. I suppose he thinks

that involves dismembering the person to be tested....

[gratuitous]

2. Those weren't the terms of the bet

Pay up, Deadbeat Donny.

[awesomerwb1]

3. Oh, so he's a genetic scientist now?

[RKP5637]

7. He's smarter than Einstein, smartest person in the universe, a stable genius. n/t

[Totally Tunsie]

21. "a stable genius"

More like a

[link:https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/butt-of-a-horse-picture-id680886800|

[RKP5637]

22. Yep!!! n/t

[argyl]

10. No, he's a molecular biologist and his Nobel Prize is in the mail.

[madinmaryland]

18. No. He's just a HUGH ASSHOLE!!

[torius]

4. And while he's at it, he can administer

polygraph tests to his own sexual-assault victims.

[berni_mccoy]

5. Move those goal posts, you fuck!

[unblock]

6. apparently donnie's so broke he can't even afford $1 million.

he couldn't possibly be lying, right?

and he's a man of his word, right?

but he's not going to pay up.
ergo, he must not have the money!

[procon]

8. Welsher! Trump is a lifelong swindler and now he's trying to weasel out

of his own bet.

[world wide wally]

9. He wouldn't even know where to start..

Hmmm.... please cough into my stethoscope.
Gesundheidt!

[demmiblue]

11. Video:

Link to tweet

Asshole. Make that assholes (I'm looking at you Melania).

[onethatcares]

14. what a welcher,

gaud, I know he lies, but sheesh he's running scared on this one and he had to toss some slightly brown meat to his "base".

Off subject but do you think Melonia could spell the word on her hat without looking?

[GemDigger]

17. Except the dumb ass thinks it is more invasive than a cheek swab or spitball.

Unfortunately, I cannot find the video of him pretending to take a swab with his arm movement going to the lower half of the body.

[kskiska]

35. Exactly!

He thinks it's gynecological. In his mind genealogical = gynecological.

[GemDigger]

37. I take it you know which video I am talking about....

He is a nasty old man.

[kskiska]

38. Yes, that was one of the things

that led to my belief that he's ignorant of how a DNA test is administered.

[Nevilledog]

39. How exactly does this ass carrot think you obtain a DNA sample?

[Baitball Blogger]

12. I know what a Trump administered DNA test of Elizabeth Warren will produce:

20% Black American
20% Undocumented Latina
20% Liberal
20% Scientist
20% Angry Mob

[blugbox]

40. This is super close

But I'd bet his percentages would add to more or less than 100%, cause he screws everything up

[Baitball Blogger]

41. So true.

[nolabear]

13. Only if she gets to administer his IQ test in return.

[onethatcares]

19. or check his tax returns

I'm all for that.

[apnu]

15. I wonder if Trump's back hurts from all the goal post moving he does.

Probably not.

[Fullduplexxx]

16. More goal-post moving from the pile of shit

[TexasBushwhacker]

20. Great, she can accidentally spit ON HIM

Instead of into the tube. Oops!

[malaise]

23. The naked emperor is also the only expert on everything

[getagrip_already]

24. Sure, if he can pass a 30 minute stress test...

Or a hair based drug test.

Or get on a certified scale.

Or testify under oath.

[MyOwnPeace]

25. Trump - administer a test?

What would he know about any test?
In the last one he took, a TRUE OR FALSE test, he answered "c) NONE OF THE ABOVE"

[WhiteTara]

26. He wouldn't do it then either

it's just another way to humiliate her.

[spanone]

27. it's always about him....and i say FUCK HIM

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

28. ONLY if he can describe the procedure and how it's done.

No slip ups.

[C_U_L8R]

29. Deadbeat Donald

Pay up, you pathetic little baby man

[Zoonart]

30. He is calling her a liar.

Let that sink in.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

31. So now he's admitting he made the offer to begin with?

After lying this morning and saying he never said it?

Why doesn't someone in the press call him out on this?

[greatauntoftriplets]

32. I want to hear him explain exactly how that's accomplished.

There's a lot more involved tan just spitting into a little tube.

[MiniMe]

33. So he is a phlebotomist now?

I wouldn't trust him anywhere near me with a needle.

[Texasgal]

34. Fucking PRICK!

He disgusts me!

[struggle4progress]

36. meh