Americans Would Feel Safer If a Huge Caravan of Angry White Men Left the Country
MINNESOTA (The Borowitz Report)—A vast majority of Americans would feel significantly safer if an enormous caravan consisting of angry white men left the country, a new poll indicates.
The poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, suggests that the concept of an angry-white-male caravan could be the most wildly popular policy proposal in the run-up to Tuesday’s midterm elections.
In an indication of just how much support the proposal has, many Americans said that they would personally contribute gas money to help get the caravan on its way.
Despite the popularity of the caravan, however, there was disagreement over what the optimal number of angry white men to depart with it would be, with some suggesting a figure of twenty thousand and others preferring a number as high as forty million.
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Kind of like the Pied Piper. He could have his "dog whistle" and lead them to the promised land. I think he should take them down through Mexico on down to Brazil and then on down to the Antarctic. I hear it's pretty nice down there and everything is "white" their favorite color!
