Profiles in Crazy, XIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Even the truth is a lie" ) Trump is saying: "You want to know what's devious? My people don't want me to say this, but just so that you know. . . The Muslim terrorists are even more devious than the Democrats and the lying press. . . . They could have just forged some documents, flown to Canada, and then waltzed over the border. . . . But that's too straightforward for these jackals. . . . What they did instead was pick the most South-American looking terrorists among them, made them learn Mexican or Spanish or God-knows-what-the-hell-else, then dressed them in rags, slipped them into Guatemala so they could fit with the other vermin heading north, and set them on their two month journey on foot without food. . . . Talk about devious! . . . Worse than the press, would you believe it?"

[tblue37]

1. You misspelled "PresiDemented" in your subject line. nt

[skip fox]

2. D.T. continues:

"So I told him, Chuck, it's either the wall or a pound of flesh. . . . And would you believe it, he still won't make a deal! . . . Talk about gall! . . . Now we'll just have to wait and see."