The caravan is now less than 2000 miles from San Diego!

[struggle4progress]

Panic is beginning to grip the city, as frightened residents pack personal effects into knapsacks just in case they are forced to dash madly towards Nova Scotia to save their lives

In nearby Jefferson City, Missouri, we spoke with Oswald "Hakenkreuz" Moseley, who showed us his latest "Blood and Soil" and "88" tattoos

Although Moseley has lived in Jefferson City his entire life, he now says he really wants to leave Missouri so he can live in a state that does not share a border with Mexico. But, he adds, he's having trouble finding a state like that

Meanwhile, Moseley and his friends worry that Nova Scotia could close its border to fleeing San Diegans

[pangaia]

1. good one, very good.

keep it up and you could one day join the ranks of The Ferret

[jcgoldie]

2. OMG the horror!

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They are coming to sell us chicles that we don't even want!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. do I have time, before they get me?!?

I'm in KY and am digging my bunker as fast as I can. Do I have time to hide before those scary kids get me?


Proposed solution: Send the Secret Service (all of 'em) on paid vacation to Hawaii, and airlift TrumPutin into the middle of those scary people. Take away his tweeter, first. Give him a bag of paper towels to hand out. If he can keep his mouth shut long enough, I'm sure they'll feed him and share water.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

22. Never fear, Hermit....

I'm hearing that most invading troops can be bribed with diapers and Pop Tarts.

Any adults can be deflected and detained in Owensboro, lured by the smell of fresh barbecue......

[Hermit-The-Prog]

24. sounds like they might be folks

Diapers, Pop Tarts, and fresh barbeque? That doesn't sound quite as scary as Daddy's Boy Donnie makes 'em out to be. I'm beginning to get the idea he might exaggerate sometimes.

We've got to vote the real enemies out so we can help those who are not enemies.

[asiliveandbreathe]

12. I had to come back to this thread because...that little girl on her dads shoulders is

tattooed on my heart....I keep staring at her..so innocent, her dads expression, one of sadness, and determination...if I could be there to welcome them in, I would..I wish I knew who they were..as well as ALL these brave souls...we must find a way...

VOTE, like the life of our country depends on it - and the lives of people in harms way.....

Thank you for sharing pics....hope you have many more..I will bookmark....

[Me.]

3. Canada Doesn't Want The Likes Of Them

[WePurrsevere]

7. Sadly they have more than enough of their own...

homegrown xenophobic bigots, they don't need ours.

[3Hotdogs]

4. I was watching a documentary last night where the Celts laid siege to Rome.

The Celts stayed outside the city walls, banging on drums and horns to frighten the Roman citizens. Then they invaded and killed all the Roman nobility.

The San Diegans are right to be afraid.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

5. Regular War of the Worlds hysteria in alt right America.

Thank gods the troops are there to shine ices boots and dig the fox holes for the battles to come, answer their phones for them while they're manning the ramparts of the imaginary wall......it's going to be very hairy.

[JHB]

6. Just two days' driving time from Harlingen, Texas!

Wait, that was from Nicaragua, according to another Republican president. My stars! So now it's even less!

[struggle4progress]

9. Reagan, the Bonzo Years: 1986

... 11/4/86 Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani, speaker of the Iranian Parliament, says that former NSC adviser Robert McFarlane and four other Americans, carrying Irish passports and posing as members of a flight crew, recently traveled to Iran on a secret diplomatic mission to trade military equipment for Iran's help in curbing terrorism ...

11/16/86 George Shultz appears on Face The Nation. When asked directly whether he can assure the public that no more arms will be sent, the Secretary of State says "No." He is the chief architect of the national foreign policy.

11/18/86 79% Reject President's Explanation Of Iran Deal - Los Angeles Times ...

11/21/86 The shredding machine in White House aide Oliver North's office jams ...

http://www.quickchange.com/reagan/1986.html

[peekaloo]

8. Calling Mr Oswald with the swastika tattoo.......

Now I have 'Less Than Zero' stuck in my head.

[Zambero]

11. And RWNJ potential terrorists are already here

Aside from that scary fact, this Moseley guy apparently didn't complete his geography homework when he was a kid in school. The last I looked, heading south from Missouri eventually puts one in the state of Arkansas, not Mexico. And Louisiana is still firmly in place just to the south of Arkansas.

[Hortensis]

13. All our SoCal friends have bug-out bags packed,

cars and RVs stocked with gas, guns, mosquito spray, etc. They're talking about getting themselves a little convoy, leaving in the morning and rockin' through the night to the border -- and right on past if Canadian authorities try to stop them.

[sarge43]

14. struggle, you should write for The Onion. n/t

[hostalover]

15. I live in Missouri, too. Thanks for the heads up!!!!!!!

[PatSeg]

16. Ha, ha, ha!

[superpatriotman]

17. They'll be here by Valentine's Day!

The most Christian of all holidays!1!

[irisblue]

18. Well I'm 2200 miles away.

I think I could be scary.....naaah

[Totally Tunsie]

19. Sounds like I'd better make a Home Depot run NOW!

Need to get padlocks, alarm systems, plywood and bars for the windows and doors, and deadly chemicals for my property lines. I'm in Rhode Island - how soon do you think they'll be here?

On second thought, maybe a hot meal, warm blanket and soft bed might be a better investment for humanity.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

20. Whoa! Are they really close now? I swear I can smell.....

fresh baby powder in the air here in KY........ ....... .......

[Vinca]

21. Lock your doors and windows and bring in the pink flamingos from the lawn!

[left-of-center2012]

23. Is there a run on the grocery stores?

I imagine they are running out of food and water as the local citizens prepare for armageddon!

[Ilsa]

25. Somebody moved Missouri to the border with Mexico?

They must have squeezed it in around Big Bend.

[littlemissmartypants]

26. If I had my way, this side of the border...

We'd be setting up a super giant Fiesta and bouncy castles for the kids. Of course there would be toilets and showers and blankets and brand new shoes for EVERYONE. Because there'd be dancing. But that's just me.