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LBM20

(1,580 posts) Sun Nov 4, 2018, 03:56 AM Nov 2018

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Why does "Pucker" Carlson always look like he has a great big walnut stuck up his rectum?

Just wondering.

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Why does "Pucker" Carlson always look like he has a great big walnut stuck up his rectum? (Original Post) LBM20 Nov 2018 OP

Because he does? TreasonousBastard Nov 2018 #1

You beet me toit angstlessk Nov 2018 #2

No it's not a walnut. . . Sucha NastyWoman Nov 2018 #6

Ha! LBM20 Nov 2018 #7

Maybe it's an apple? A rock? A coconut? LBM20 Nov 2018 #8

Oh, you mean Pucker Carlson? Or as I like to call him, "Widdle Pucker"... Hekate Nov 2018 #3

Is it that concern-troll frown on his widdle face? calimary Nov 2018 #4

Yes, that name is even BETTER. I am going to use it, ok? Thanks. LBM20 Nov 2018 #5

Enjoy Hekate Nov 2018 #12

I used to call him "Ducker" because on that Crossfire reboot attempt... JHB Nov 2018 #10

I always call him little fucker tucker demtenjeep Nov 2018 #14

A butt boulder MFM008 Nov 2018 #9

Because it's a pineapple. PubliusEnigma Nov 2018 #11

No kink-shaming! Iggo Nov 2018 #13

Modern conservative thought equals constipation FSogol Nov 2018 #15

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)

1. Because he does?

Reply to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 03:58 AM

Nov 2018

angstlessk

(11,862 posts)

2. You beet me toit

Reply to TreasonousBastard (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:01 AM

Nov 2018

dern you and your quick wit!

Sucha NastyWoman

(2,740 posts)

6. No it's not a walnut. . .

Reply to TreasonousBastard (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:31 AM

Nov 2018

Haven’ t you wondered what happened to those ridiculous bow ties he used to wear?

LBM20

(1,580 posts)

7. Ha!

Reply to Sucha NastyWoman (Reply #6)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:35 AM

Nov 2018

LBM20

(1,580 posts)

8. Maybe it's an apple? A rock? A coconut?

Reply to TreasonousBastard (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 06:10 AM

Nov 2018

Hekate

(90,538 posts)

3. Oh, you mean Pucker Carlson? Or as I like to call him, "Widdle Pucker"...

Reply to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:02 AM

Nov 2018

Someone posted a clip from his show last year of him interviewing a Witch -- gorgeous woman from Los Angeles. She comported herself quite well, and all the while the look on the little man's face was just priceless. Little Tucker -->Widdle Pucker.

calimary

(81,085 posts)

4. Is it that concern-troll frown on his widdle face?

Reply to Hekate (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:06 AM

Nov 2018

That widdle furrowed brow that makes him look all concerned about matters of great consequences?

Looks phony to me. And contrived.

LBM20

(1,580 posts)

5. Yes, that name is even BETTER. I am going to use it, ok? Thanks.

Reply to Hekate (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:21 AM

Nov 2018

Hekate

(90,538 posts)

12. Enjoy

Reply to LBM20 (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 12:21 PM

Nov 2018

JHB

(37,152 posts)

10. I used to call him "Ducker" because on that Crossfire reboot attempt...

Reply to Hekate (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 07:44 AM

Nov 2018

...he would always reach for that bell they had to stop the conversation when people would pop the assumptions of his conservative bubble.

demtenjeep

(31,997 posts)

14. I always call him little fucker tucker

Reply to Hekate (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 03:17 PM

Nov 2018

every since his fight show with the Democratic journalist

MFM008

(19,803 posts)

9. A butt boulder

Reply to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 07:39 AM

Nov 2018

PubliusEnigma

(1,583 posts)

11. Because it's a pineapple.

Reply to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 09:09 AM

Nov 2018

Iggo

(47,534 posts)

13. No kink-shaming!

Reply to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 01:31 PM

Nov 2018

FSogol

(45,435 posts)

15. Modern conservative thought equals constipation

Reply to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:32 PM

Nov 2018

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