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Sun Nov 4, 2018, 03:56 AM

 

Why does "Pucker" Carlson always look like he has a great big walnut stuck up his rectum?

Just wondering.

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Reply Why does "Pucker" Carlson always look like he has a great big walnut stuck up his rectum? (Original post)
LBM20 Nov 2018 OP
TreasonousBastard Nov 2018 #1
angstlessk Nov 2018 #2
Sucha NastyWoman Nov 2018 #6
LBM20 Nov 2018 #7
LBM20 Nov 2018 #8
Hekate Nov 2018 #3
calimary Nov 2018 #4
LBM20 Nov 2018 #5
Hekate Nov 2018 #12
JHB Nov 2018 #10
demtenjeep Nov 2018 #14
MFM008 Nov 2018 #9
PubliusEnigma Nov 2018 #11
Iggo Nov 2018 #13
FSogol Nov 2018 #15

Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 03:58 AM

1. Because he does?

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Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:01 AM

2. You beet me toit

dern you and your quick wit!

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Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:31 AM

6. No it's not a walnut. . .

Havení t you wondered what happened to those ridiculous bow ties he used to wear?

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Response to Sucha NastyWoman (Reply #6)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:35 AM

7. Ha!

 

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Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 06:10 AM

8. Maybe it's an apple? A rock? A coconut?

 

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Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:02 AM

3. Oh, you mean Pucker Carlson? Or as I like to call him, "Widdle Pucker"...

Someone posted a clip from his show last year of him interviewing a Witch -- gorgeous woman from Los Angeles. She comported herself quite well, and all the while the look on the little man's face was just priceless. Little Tucker -->Widdle Pucker.

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Response to Hekate (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:06 AM

4. Is it that concern-troll frown on his widdle face?

That widdle furrowed brow that makes him look all concerned about matters of great consequences?

Looks phony to me. And contrived.

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Response to Hekate (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:21 AM

5. Yes, that name is even BETTER. I am going to use it, ok? Thanks.

 

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Response to LBM20 (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 12:21 PM

12. Enjoy

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Response to Hekate (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 07:44 AM

10. I used to call him "Ducker" because on that Crossfire reboot attempt...

...he would always reach for that bell they had to stop the conversation when people would pop the assumptions of his conservative bubble.

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Response to Hekate (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 03:17 PM

14. I always call him little fucker tucker

every since his fight show with the Democratic journalist

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Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 07:39 AM

9. A butt boulder

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Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 09:09 AM

11. Because it's a pineapple.

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Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 01:31 PM

13. No kink-shaming!

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Response to LBM20 (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2018, 04:32 PM

15. Modern conservative thought equals constipation

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