So how many outfits did you go through on election day when voting repeatedly?

[milestogo]

Now that Trump knows how we stole the election, I'll have to burn a bunch of clothes.




Trump’s latest make-believe about voter fraud: Dems change shirts and vote twice

In an interview with the Daily Caller conducted on Wednesday, Trump claimed people commit voter fraud by casting a ballot, returning to their cars to change clothes, and then going back to polling places in disguise to cast additional ballots.

“The Republicans don’t win and that’s because of potentially illegal votes,” Trump said. “When people get in line that have absolutely no right to vote and they go around in circles. Sometimes they go to their car, put on a different hat, put on a different shirt, come in and vote again. Nobody takes anything. It’s really a disgrace what’s going on.”

https://www.vox.com/2018/11/14/18095592/trump-voter-fraud-disguises-cars-daily-caller-interview

[manor321]

1. I set aside a special shopping day just to buy all the outfits!

[Mister Ed]

62. Tell me about it. I'm going broke keeping my wife in voting outfits.

She's got it down to a science. Votes seven or eight times in the space of two minutes.

Don't believe me? Here's video proof:

[TreasonousBastard]

2. Two in the morning, and afternoons I go in drag...

But when I vote in the next county I don'r have to change my clothes.

[Demovictory9]

48. lol

[ret5hd]

3. My entire wardrobe!!!

But if you knew me you would then know I only voted once.

[guillaumeb]

4. And IDs.

[dameatball]

5. I didn't need to. The night before I drank two liters of scotch and they thought I was Steve Bannon

after a long nap and a shower I went back in the afternoon and voted as myself. No problems.

[leftieNanner]

6. HAHAHAHAHA

[Kitchari]

31. Gaaaah!

Spit take!

[Celerity]

64. do you remember this part?

I jest btw, hope you take no offence

[dameatball]

67. Gawd, I never saw that one. Well done!

[lpbk2713]

7. I couldn't have done it without my disguise.

[0rganism]

8. thousands! oh wait, i vote by mail

but it would have been thousands! really truly!

[NRaleighLiberal]

9. not only outfits, but multiple cars - and it is so hard to keep all of my aliases straight!

[oldlibdem]

18. Like Roger on "American Dad"

n/t

[Takket]

10. i voted once as a male then put on a drag outfit. that REALLY throws them off

if you are going to commit voter fraud, hey, look good in the process!

?cid=3640f6095becb3593559342e3600f088

[gay texan]

11. Good

Glad I wasnt the only one

[delisen]

12. wardrobe changes every 11 minutes-very challenging

[Retrograde]

41. Yeah, I wonder how Melania does it

Maybe not when going to the polls, but on her first hurricane "I feel your pain" trips she changed at least 3 times during the trip.

[KentuckyWoman]

13. Well shit

I totally missed the memo. Sorry guys, I could have voted at least 2 or 300 times if I'd known we were doing this. My polling place is the chapel at a nursing home. All us gray hairs look the same so I would not have even needed to change clothes.

[NewJeffCT]

14. At least once per hour

George Soros sends me a check to buy extra outfits.

[Fatemah2774]

15. Oh that is silly!

Being transgender I change outfits, but never, ever hats!

I'm wondering why the Republicans don't bother to change and vote again? Don't they get checks too?

[oldlibdem]

17. you got a check?

All I got was some S&H green stamps. Am I dating myself with that one?

[oldlibdem]

16. How..did...he...know....?

There's no fooling the stable genius. looks like boris badenoff has met his match.

[RainCaster]

19. I did my first one in my PJs

Then I put on a pResidential Diaper for my next visit to the polls.

[Codeine]

20. I ran out of clothes.

Eventually I went in nude, came out, shaved my pubes, and went in again.

[oswaldactedalone]

22. LOL

[milestogo]

23. Way to fool those election observers!

[Codeine]

25. Luckily it was a warm Election Day in California

so shrinkage was not an issue.

[backtoblue]

24. !

[Demovictory9]

49. omg

[ornotna]

52. That seems a bit extreme

I wore the same clothes but drove around the county voting at different locations. Did I do it wrong?

[Codeine]

56. This infernal itching

tells me you may have devised a superior plan.

[Doreen]

58. I went naked also but you see I am scary when naked so

by the time I got to three feet in front of the door everybody had run out. Pretty easy to vote as much as you want when no one is there to monitor you.

[ecstatic]

65. lol! nt

[UTUSN]

21. K&R

[backtoblue]

26. Put on my doggie costume the third time...

Just had to show my rabies tag. Easy peasy!

[crazycatlady]

27. just my 'grab em by the midterms' shirt

Oh and I put a sweatshirt on over it because I was cold and the office didn't have working heat.

[2naSalit]

28. I just go around and vote at every precint all day long.

[underpants]

37. I do at least 8 times

Committing several felonies each time. Hoping against hope the people at the polls don't know the people's name I'm using or that they haven't already voted or ithey are voting later. Also that, depending on which way I've decided to commit felonies at a given polling location, that the address I used doesn't exist or that no one at the poll knows that the address isn't real OR they live next to address I'm using.

Yep and I change the entire system with EIGHT whole extra votes.

[2naSalit]

61. Now that is

true dedication!

[Demonaut]

29. Later I tried in my birthday suit, I almost got arrested

[jberryhill]

30. Just my pith helmet and fedora

[KCDebbie]

32. 12!

[lunasun]

33. I notice he often drifts back to the old days. Vote early vote often

https://m.

[Beartracks]

34. Republicans think we're in a movie where dumb shit like this would work.

Republicans WISH it would be so easy to steal an election.

======

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

35. After I ran out of outfits I had to switch to scuba gear.

But my polling place was crowded and people kept stepping on my flippers.

[Autumn]

36. 60 but it was worth it. I have an openly Gay Democratic Governor with his

beautiful first family.

[catbyte]

38. Oh, I went through my whole closet & my Fitbit overheated, too. My polling place is

right across the street from my house, so I got quite a workout running back & forth.

[Stuart G]

39. 6341 or....might have be 6342...hard to keep track...indeed...

???

[Bradshaw3]

40. They didn't let me vote again after this disguise

https://the.hitchcock.zone/wiki/Hitchcock%20Gallery:%20image%203897

[milestogo]

45. Looks kind of familiar.

Is that Trump's mother?

[Bradshaw3]

59. Norman Bates' mom; which son turned out to be crazier?

[nolabear]

42. I'm a pro.

I’m also a girl so the deception is complete!

[getagrip_already]

43. none. I'm a 60 y.o. white guy - invisible it seems

I didn't even need to know a real name or address. The helpful ladies kept asking leading questions based on hints I'd drop. "are you andy young? on west street?"

I'd say, yeah, that's me. I get so confused recently.

I voted so many times they finally asked if I had a brother!

White privilege rocks!

[brooklynite]

44. I don't understand the problem...all you have to do is walk in backwards...

[3catwoman3]

46. Now why didn't I think of this?

Years ago,in an amateur theatre production of Fiddler On The Roof, I flattened my chest with a big ace bandage, pasted on a mustache, and was one of the Russian dancers in the bar scene.

Think that coulda worked for getting to vote an extra time?

[Demovictory9]

50. definitely

[Glimmer of Hope]

47. I was wearing my pajamas when I voted. I hope that is ok.

[Bleacher Creature]

51. I was too busy trying to get my ID back from the cereal store. NT

[Historic NY]

53. Remember to wear clean underware!!

[HeiressofBickworth]

54. I was in my nightgown when I filled in the ballot,

then, I got dressed and finished with the envelopes. I wore something entirely different when I went to the drop-box to submit my ballot. So, I guess the answer is THREE! Of course, they sent me only ONE ballot, so it really didn't matter what (or if) I was wearing something.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

55. I think the correct question is

How many pairs of underwear did you go through on Election Day?

[struggle4progress]

57. I'm afraid I've lost count

[Garrett78]

60. Too many to count, but Soros paid for them, so it's all good.

[JHan]

63. yeah Soros got me covered, already informed him he owes me a Maldives vacay.

[Doreen]

66. Yes, I know I posted earlier but I forgot to tell trump that

my blind friend and all other blind people have their dog guides fill out a ballot also. All dogs are Democrats.

[Solly Mack]

68. I voted by mail but I went through a wardrobe change for each ballot I mailed back.

Even went with different lipsticks.

[GreenPartyVoter]

69. Almost as many as Melania brought to Africa

[edbermac]

70. I dressed normally, then as Batman and then as Wonder Woman.

Nobody noticed a thing.