Dear Fux News, Kevin McCarthy's New Title Is "Republican MINORITY Leader." Any Questions?
Doesn't that feel good? Captain Paul Ryan put the captain's hat on McCarthy's head five minutes after he ran the Titanic into an iceberg, and Fox News can't bring themselves to call McCarthy the "Republican MINORITY Leader." They're still referring to him as "the new Republican House Leader." Yeah, sure. Whatever floats your boat. (If you can't come to grips with the fact that it's already capsized.)
Yes, that means Gym "real men don't need jackets" Jordan was defeated, leaving him more time to hang out in the Congressional locker room. Good for him.
But we all know that McCarthy has the IQ or a can of latex paint. So, I'm looking forward to two long years of good entertainment as the Democratic MAJORITY uses him for a big, dumb, pinata.
AND, to make things even sweeter...Republicans decided they had an IMAGE PROBLEM when it came to women. So, to 'improve' their image, they decided to elect a spoiled, half-witted, trust fund brat named LIZ CHENEY as their conference chair. (Liz Cheney, better known to Dick as my "FUCK YEAH--no VIETNAM FOR ME!" human shield.) Good job, guys. She's the perfect exemplar for the Republican Party. The perfect product of plutocratic NEPOTISM that the Party of ESTATE TAX GRIFTERS has become. In other words, ANOTHER SARAH HUCKABEE.
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