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WASHINGTONExpressing her excitement at the influx of newly elected progressives in Congress, Nancy Pelosi told reporters Wednesday of her plans to reenergize the House of Representatives by injecting herself with the blood of her partys young members. Im really looking forward to improving the vitality of our caucus by spending lots of time with these new representatives as I slowly drain the blood from their shackled, unconscious bodies and then inject the precious liquid into my own veins, said the current House minority leader, her eyes going completely black as she voiced her appreciation for the diverse wave of African American, Latino, Native American, and Muslim representatives, as well as for the exquisite cocktail of invigorating nutrients their blood would provide. America sent a powerful message when they voted to send fresh blood to Capitol Hill, and I have heard them loud and clear. Weve already collected 27 liters of plasma, and I pledge to use every last drop of it to renew my life force so that I can remain the top-ranking Democrat until 2075. At press time, sources confirmed a newly spry Pelosi was on all fours frantically scrambling around the ceiling of the Capitol rotunda.
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https://politics.theonion.com/nancy-pelosi-planning-to-reenergize-house-by-injecting-1830442313/amp?__twitter_impression=true
msongs
(67,395 posts)applegrove
(118,622 posts)shows emotion for authentic reasons. They hate that.
Celerity
(43,333 posts)applegrove
(118,622 posts)and they need some time to get acclimatized. Pelosi does her job so well the GOP has ginned up hatred against her. This is swiftboating.
RandySF
(58,786 posts)She put the party first and laid down her speakership when she fully funded nominees who promised not to vote for her.
blogslut
(37,999 posts)applegrove
(118,622 posts)the Canadian network would have the rights to put up a clip of a tv show they buy. But they never bother. Sometimes the US clips play. Sometimes not so much.
blogslut
(37,999 posts)They manage to keep most of the older ones off YouTube.
It was the cold opening right after the 2006 election, starring Kristen Wiig as Nancy Pelosi.
The Onion piece you posted cracked me up, BTW.
applegrove
(118,622 posts)applegrove
(118,622 posts)and it took me forever to find a clip that would play in Canada.
Wintryjade
(814 posts)for all of our freshman.
BeyondGeography
(39,370 posts)msongs
(67,395 posts)applegrove
(118,622 posts)been known to do that too.
BeyondGeography
(39,370 posts)applegrove
(118,622 posts)Celerity
(43,333 posts)sorta was the clincher, lolol
UTUSN
(70,684 posts)Response to UTUSN (Reply #14)
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UTUSN
(70,684 posts)applegrove
(118,622 posts)diffuse some aggression by going dark. Pelosi is a star. She's a great communicator. She's authentic. That is why the right go after her. And made hating Pelosi a thing.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,328 posts)Everyone knows her eyes turn red, not black, when she's feeding.
applegrove
(118,622 posts)emotion authentically. That is a danger to the whole GOP. Why if people got used to authentic leadership they might not vote for the GOP and their tales of caravans.