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Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 12:07 AM Nov 2018

Illegal Cereal Voters with no ID

This is what they looked like when they voted for the first time.




For their second time voting they switched boxes with each other to look like different cereal voters.




This cereal voter is using her child to get in two votes at once.




Republican Poll Worker




The threat is real, people!

Cereal boxes are voting illegally - twice! Without ID!


Or something like that.







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Illegal Cereal Voters with no ID (Original Post) Solly Mack Nov 2018 OP
So, for the next round of voting I am going to wear a shirt that has a cereal box on it Doreen Nov 2018 #1
Yes! :) Solly Mack Nov 2018 #4
I vote for Lucky Charms... CincyDem Nov 2018 #2
Of course! Different hats mean different moods which mean different people. Solly Mack Nov 2018 #5
Appropriate cereal for Trump: Cocoa Puffs area51 Nov 2018 #3
LOL! Yes. Solly Mack Nov 2018 #6
Sign at MAGA rally:"Stop Voter Fraud...Trix Are For Kids". oasis Nov 2018 #7
Heh! Solly Mack Nov 2018 #8
I dressed as Quaker Oats aka Barbara Bush... milestogo Nov 2018 #9
Bet you got to vote a lot of times! You didn't even have to change hats. Solly Mack Nov 2018 #15
LOL!! peggysue2 Nov 2018 #10
Really can't make it up anymore - seems anything and everything is possible with Trump. Solly Mack Nov 2018 #16
fake nuz! no granola, ergo no Dems Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2018 #11
I looked for a Grape Nuts box. Solly Mack Nov 2018 #17
omg you remember Euell Gibbons! Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2018 #23
Yeah. I'm that old. :) Solly Mack Nov 2018 #24
like chewing gravel :) Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2018 #26
Gravel, yes. Grape Nuts were harder. :) Solly Mack Nov 2018 #28
faux spews and insannity are on it rpannier Nov 2018 #12
Sadly - they probably really are. :) Solly Mack Nov 2018 #18
LOL! calimary Nov 2018 #13
I went as Count Chocula and the GOP claimed the dead were voting. Solly Mack Nov 2018 #19
I posted to friends that I was able to say Thank You in sign language to a deaf man and autocorrect LakeSuperiorView Nov 2018 #29
Trump would definitely say you're suspect. Solly Mack Nov 2018 #30
Lololololol JHan Nov 2018 #14
Sure, laugh. Everyone does until Life gets soggy. Solly Mack Nov 2018 #20
Lol.. did Fraud say we were Cha Nov 2018 #21
Nah. He said we needed to show an ID to buy cereal so no reason not to show ID to vote Solly Mack Nov 2018 #22
ID to buy cereal..!? Cha Nov 2018 #25
Remember a while back when he said we needed an ID to buy groceries? Solly Mack Nov 2018 #27

Doreen

(11,686 posts)
1. So, for the next round of voting I am going to wear a shirt that has a cereal box on it
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 12:14 AM
Nov 2018

that says "cereal voter.'

CincyDem

(6,347 posts)
2. I vote for Lucky Charms...
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 12:15 AM
Nov 2018

It is ok that I voted for Cheerios this morning. I wore a different hat when I did it. ?

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)
5. Of course! Different hats mean different moods which mean different people.
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 12:16 AM
Nov 2018

Or something like that.

peggysue2

(10,828 posts)
10. LOL!!
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 02:28 AM
Nov 2018

Thanks for the laugh, Solly. And according to the Trumpster, these people are changing their disguises inside their cars.

Now that's a bunch of determined voters! Those boxes are amazingly crease & dent-free, too. The only mistake no cereal ID. Pretty major slip-up but they get points for effort. I particularly give kudos to Tony the Tiger.

You can't make this stuff up anymore; the crazy and ludicrous just keeps coming and coming.

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)
16. Really can't make it up anymore - seems anything and everything is possible with Trump.
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 05:58 AM
Nov 2018

Just not in a good way.

No crazy is too crazy.

Hermit-The-Prog

(33,318 posts)
11. fake nuz! no granola, ergo no Dems
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 02:30 AM
Nov 2018

Gotta be whole wheat, tofu, stone ground corn or some kinda libtard straw, else it's fake!!!!1

Hermit-The-Prog

(33,318 posts)
23. omg you remember Euell Gibbons!
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 06:15 AM
Nov 2018

I wasn't even thinking of him when mentioning the granola and "straw". (My siblings teased me that I must be kin to Euell Gibbons for preferring "dirty bread" -- whole wheat -- and non-sugary cereals).

 

LakeSuperiorView

(1,533 posts)
29. I posted to friends that I was able to say Thank You in sign language to a deaf man and autocorrect
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 09:17 AM
Nov 2018

changed it to dead man. I was working at the polls and was roundly chided by friends and relatives.

It was the highlight of the day. I remembered the couple from the primaries and got them through checking in quickly. He doesn't speak at all and she is nearly blind as well as being deaf. I was helping a newby judge work the poll book, so I was able to walk over after getting them checked in and help them get their ballots. I said Thank You in sign language as they were head to the booths and his smile lit up the room. He shook my hand and I could tell he was very happy that we could at least say that to him.

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)
22. Nah. He said we needed to show an ID to buy cereal so no reason not to show ID to vote
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 06:07 AM
Nov 2018

and that when we (Democrats) vote we run outside to change shirts and hats then go back inside to vote again. (Serial voting...so)

My version isn't as crazy.

Cha

(297,123 posts)
25. ID to buy cereal..!?
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 06:27 AM
Nov 2018


No Worries Dumbass.. we show our IDs to vote What we don't do is vote more than once.. that would be a misdemeanor.

Thanks Solly!

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)
27. Remember a while back when he said we needed an ID to buy groceries?
Thu Nov 15, 2018, 06:33 AM
Nov 2018

Now it's down to cereal.

I gotta wonder what he thinks cereal is - and isn't.

I don't think he has ever gone grocery shopping.



You're welcome, Cha.

Now don't forget to buy all the hats you'll need for voting in 2020. 'Cause he also said we change hats and go back inside to vote again.

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