Profiles in Crazy, XVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("Praying's for losers" ) Trump is thinking: "No no, there's not enough margin in it, even if I sold them the rights. On the other hand, we'd have the Gaming Board over our side. I'd like to see the bankers squirm when I make a margin call. Besides, it's good bushiness and I'll make over twice what I thought. . . . Is it time to go yet?"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Death creeps up on Donald J. Trump. Nt

[RainCaster]

2. DFT ponders his own fate when he dies

His hair may eternally burn

[Johonny]

3. We must prevent the dead from rising and voting Democrat in the coming elections

We need... we need Ghostbusters. Kelly, call up the chief of military guy and tell him to scrap that space stuff. We need Ghostbusters. We need it quick. This is going to be huge. Huge. Do you realize how poor dead people are? They're going to want free stuff. Free brains! We can't let that happen. Ghostbusters, Kelly, Ghostbusters. We get that and we get our second term. Well, I get it. You're kind of fired, only not really, not yet, but maybe, maybe soon. I mean, get that Ghostbuster thing first for me.

[Nitram]

4. Trump, "What's that one with the star? I want one of those."

Or, "I caught my junk in the zipper this morning and it hurts like hell."

[ProudLib72]

5. Donald "Twisted Reasoning Skills" Rump is thinking

"I didn't come here to see dead people. They came here to see me. Bigliest crowd ever! Sarah needs to use this in the next presser."

[skip fox]

6. They're just dying to see me.

[dembotoz]

7. all those crosses...looks like there is gonna be a huge klan ralley today where is my lighter