CAPTION TIME! Trump strikes a pose in CA.

[Miles Archer]

[Throck]

1. I think I have a hot foot.

[RockRaven]

2. "My girdle chafes when I have to step over tall things"

[skip fox]

3. D.T. is saying:

"Paul Bunyan would just drink a swimming pool full of beer and then piss on the fire. . . . What's he doing nowadays anyhow?"

[shraby]

4. This is how dogs put out fires.

[C_U_L8R]

5. McDonald's farts

[irisblue]

6. 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦

[diva77]

7. Trump does the hokey pokey as CA governors attempt to explain forest management

[Zoonart]

19. Funny.

Looks like I'm a little tea pot.

[sheshe2]

8. Piss will put the fire out.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

9. You put your right foot in....you put your right foot out.....

you put your right foot in and turn it all about.

[NoMoreRepugs]

10. Can only hope its TERMINAL FLATULENCE.

[malaise]

11. You didn't tell me that rock was still hot n/t

[cornball 24]

12. OOOH, I almost stepped on a worm. It was was very very scary, almost a disaster!

Have to get shoes cleaned NOW!

[dem4decades]

13. The President marks his territory, claims California Trump country now.

[suffragette]

14. Damn. Missed the hydrant again.

[Wintryjade]

15. Why are men always having to help a woman walk? Like she is gonna fall down at anytime and he

has to be there to catch her.

[Achilleaze]

16. I told you he* was going to pee on it.

Maybe Putin made him do it.

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[yonder]

17. Not sure, but those look like...like..

...tan pants. WTF?

[LakeSuperiorView]

18. ... you put your right foot out, ...something something, and you shake your mushroom out...

[ananda]

20. Thought bubble: I think I'll piss on this rock ..

to mark my territory.

[Jarqui]

21. "This is what the Russian hookers did to me ..." nt

[Maru Kitteh]

22. And then the one lady, she was like this see . . over the bed - and EVERYTHING was GOLDEN

Man I miss those days. Back in the USSR man, those girls are insane.

Putin loves me.

[backtoblue]

23. ...the sound of ripped pants...

[Cracklin Charlie]

24. You do the hokey pokey, and you turn yourself about...

That’s what it’s all about!

[Vinca]

25. Looks like he's peeing on the rock.

[Totally Tunsie]

26. Dammit...these Depends get sticky when they're full.

[smirkymonkey]

27. LOL!

Good one Tunsie!

[PeeJ52]

28. Ewwwwwwwww...

This is far enough, isn't it? I'm not going to have to walk on this nasty, dirty stuff any further, am I?

[poli-junkie]

29. "EXCUSE ME!

...just need to mark my territory."

[LakeArenal]

30. I can't put out the fire but I can shit boulders.

[Blue Owl]

31. "...I'm Putin' out my own fires back in Washington D.C..."

n/t

[Mr. Ected]

32. The Ministry of Funny Walks has a new mascot

Though everything he touches doesn't necessarily turn to shit; sometimes he just scorches the Earth.

[blueinredohio]

33. I am laughing so hard I can hardly read for the tears.

Laugh so hard it makes you cry. These were hilarious. Thanks everyone for the laughs.

[GoCubsGo]

34. He looks like a dog urinating on a fire hydrant.