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ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
Tue Nov 20, 2018, 12:22 AM Nov 2018

Delicious Trump Stuffing Recipe! (For All Your Conservative Friends)

Ingredients:
6 stale buns leftover from Nothing Burgers (cut into 1" cubes)
20 Tablespoons Heinz Ketchup
12 Shredded Sealed Indictments
4 Cups Republican Tears (gathered after mid term elections)
1 Cup Russian Hooker pee (substitute Worcestershire sauce if no pee is available or is too expensive)
1 Small Grape Diced (see here if you forgot the reason: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/russian-hooker-who-had-sex-with-donald-trump-mocks-his-tiny-penis/ )
One Small Mushroom

Preparation:
Combine ingredients in 5 quart mixing bowl
Place in 6 quart casserole dish
Cook in Mueller oven set to "broil" for 2 hours
Let cool for at least an hour before serving

Serves: 10 (at least)

Recommend dessert of beautiful chocolate cake and champagne popsicles.



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ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
1. Shamelessly bumping for the mid morning crowd
Tue Nov 20, 2018, 01:31 PM
Nov 2018

I think the ketchup is there to drown out all the other "flavors". Conservatives have no taste!

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