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bigtree

(85,915 posts)
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:42 AM Nov 2018

Hence the extra foam

Jacob Wohl @JacobAWohl
I was in a hipster coffee shop this morning surrounded by young Democrats taking a break from Black Friday shopping. A group of them next to me were whispering about how grateful they are that President Trump cut gas prices, giving them piles of extra cash to shop with
7:32 PM - 23 Nov 2018

David Simon @AoDespair 3h3 hours ago
You absolutely were. My hipster, Democrat nephew was your barista. And while you were preoccupied tweeting moronic juvenilia, he pissed in your latte. Hence the extra foam.



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Patti🗽 @PattiFromNYC
Nice story. Pretty sure I’ve heard something similar before 😜


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Hence the extra foam (Original Post) bigtree Nov 2018 OP
Have they told us how to recognize those hipster coffee shops? Wounded Bear Nov 2018 #1
Well, apparently you'll find Jacob Wohl there n/t TexasBushwhacker Nov 2018 #3
HAH!!! "The Wohl Hipster Guide to Eavesdropping on Whispering Liberals" VOX Nov 2018 #8
Find a place that kicked out lower-income residents and is now filled with bearded flannel-wearers. TheBlackAdder Nov 2018 #26
:-) . Let's see now. If the ones who were walking spooky3 Nov 2018 #2
I was thinking the same thing TexasBushwhacker Nov 2018 #5
True! And I was wondering if hipsters have to show spooky3 Nov 2018 #7
They're always murmuring or whispering but nobody notices the ahole leaning over them eavesdropping? tanyev Nov 2018 #4
Whispering hipsters are the new "Florida Man!" Coventina Nov 2018 #6
"What a commendable job Trump did with Putin in Helsinki" Qutzupalotl Nov 2018 #9
Maybe Wohl is just hearing the voices in his head tikka Nov 2018 #10
"Hipster" good gawd these folks resurrect a lot of words from the 50s and 60s rurallib Nov 2018 #11
To be fair, "hipster" culture has been a notably conspicuous trend over the past 10 years or so Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2018 #14
I am so out of it these days! rurallib Nov 2018 #25
To be Frank! JerryLS Nov 2018 #22
"I was in a federal hipster prison and..." Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2018 #12
I was in a hipster coffee shop, and some douchebag kept listening in on our secret conversations. Initech Nov 2018 #13
Dear Jacob, ProudLib72 Nov 2018 #15
Hipster coffee shops are the new Letters to Penthouse JHB Nov 2018 #16
Because, sure, Dear Leader sets gas prices. Beartracks Nov 2018 #17
Psst. Those whispering voices are in your head... Hekate Nov 2018 #18
I have questions, many questions. For instance, is this one coffee house he frequents, or several? Shrike47 Nov 2018 #19
How can you spot a Russian Troll in a coffee shop? safeinOhio Nov 2018 #20
What an idiot. Who is listening to this nut and liar? nt SWBTATTReg Nov 2018 #21
Wohl thinks senior citizens at a McDonald's is a hipster coffee shop. TeamPooka Nov 2018 #23
With An Apology To Dylan. JerryLS Nov 2018 #24
maybe he'll find some of Thomas Friedman's cab drivers in the hipster coffee shops . . ProfessorPlum Nov 2018 #27
A priest, a rabbi and an an imam walk into a hipster coffee shop... smirkymonkey Nov 2018 #28
lol... haha..... hahahaa JHan Nov 2018 #29

VOX

(22,976 posts)
8. HAH!!! "The Wohl Hipster Guide to Eavesdropping on Whispering Liberals"
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 12:24 PM
Nov 2018

This Wohl character is completely delusional.

spooky3

(34,300 posts)
2. :-) . Let's see now. If the ones who were walking
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:52 AM
Nov 2018

Or bicycling to work are excluded, the 50 cents a gallon they may have saved (due to factors other than Trump, btw) would add up to about $6 per tank. You can buy PILES of gifts with that $6.

This idiot can’t even make up good stories.

TexasBushwhacker

(20,043 posts)
5. I was thinking the same thing
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:56 AM
Nov 2018

Even if you drive a gas guzzling SUV, you're savings from the drop in gas prices MIGHT save you $20 to $30 a week. That's hardly "piles of cash". But math has never been the GOP's strong suit.

spooky3

(34,300 posts)
7. True! And I was wondering if hipsters have to show
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 12:10 PM
Nov 2018

Their Democratic Party IDs to be allowed to buy coffee and whisper.

tanyev

(42,354 posts)
4. They're always murmuring or whispering but nobody notices the ahole leaning over them eavesdropping?
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:56 AM
Nov 2018

Riiiight.

Coventina

(26,844 posts)
6. Whispering hipsters are the new "Florida Man!"
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 11:58 AM
Nov 2018

Actually, it isn't......the mythical whispering hipsters don't actually exist, except in Wohl's brain....
whereas, there have been many confirmed sightings of Florida Man.

rurallib

(62,342 posts)
11. "Hipster" good gawd these folks resurrect a lot of words from the 50s and 60s
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 12:48 PM
Nov 2018

whose trolling his brain - George Lincoln Rockwell?

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,079 posts)
14. To be fair, "hipster" culture has been a notably conspicuous trend over the past 10 years or so
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 12:54 PM
Nov 2018

Basically these days it’s meant to refer to guys with carefully crafted facial hair who like craft beer and coffee and obscure music bands.

 

JerryLS

(8 posts)
22. To be Frank!
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 03:15 PM
Nov 2018

It was my understanding that the last hipster became extinct concurrent with Sinatra's death.

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,079 posts)
12. "I was in a federal hipster prison and..."
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 12:51 PM
Nov 2018

“...all the other inmates were whispering about what an idiot I was for manufacturing a ridiculously fake story accusing Robert Mueller of sexual assault.”

Initech

(99,909 posts)
13. I was in a hipster coffee shop, and some douchebag kept listening in on our secret conversations.
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 12:52 PM
Nov 2018

Needless to say, it wasn't long before he was found out as a Trump supporter and ridiculed!

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
15. Dear Jacob,
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 01:10 PM
Nov 2018

You shouldn't have shot your Keurig. Please go buy another so you can make your own damn coffee in your mom's basement and leave us alone.

Signed,

Hipsters

Shrike47

(6,913 posts)
19. I have questions, many questions. For instance, is this one coffee house he frequents, or several?
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 02:09 PM
Nov 2018

Where are they, if more than one? Does he find the same liberals whispering each time, or are the whisperers changing? How much has the price of gas declined near this (these) coffee house(s)? How much has the price of thecoffee risen? Does he really think anybody believes this crap?

safeinOhio

(32,522 posts)
20. How can you spot a Russian Troll in a coffee shop?
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 02:36 PM
Nov 2018

He's the one no girls will have anything to do with...

 

JerryLS

(8 posts)
24. With An Apology To Dylan.
Sat Nov 24, 2018, 03:31 PM
Nov 2018

"Some time ago a crazy dream came to me
Dreamt I was at bar for hipster coffee.
I went to the doctor the very next day
To see what kinda words he could say.
He said it was a bad dream.
I wouldn't worry 'bout it none,
Them Whispering Hipsters were only in your head."

ProfessorPlum

(11,252 posts)
27. maybe he'll find some of Thomas Friedman's cab drivers in the hipster coffee shops . .
Sun Nov 25, 2018, 11:39 AM
Nov 2018

they always say things the listener wants to hear, too

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
28. A priest, a rabbi and an an imam walk into a hipster coffee shop...
Sun Nov 25, 2018, 11:44 AM
Nov 2018

Here we go...

Hashtag Hipster Coffee Shop.

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