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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts) Wed Nov 28, 2018, 10:58 AM Nov 2018

I have a gut.

My gut is so smart, that it has its own spleen. It's name is "Spleeny".

Spleeny is smarter than most brains. I trust Spleeny over any brain and...

Mr. President?

Don't interrrupt me. as I was saying, Spleeny is a very very good predictor of...

Mr. President, please.

DON'T INTERRUPT ME! FAKE NEWS!