LOL-WH staffers-never thought Trump had Russian business ties until Michael Cohen's plea deal today

[kpete]

BREAKING: A Republican lobbyist told @TheDemCoalition that White House staffers are “in shock,” saying they weren’t aware Mueller or the FBI could indict witnesses who lied to Congress. Many also never thought Trump had Russian business ties until Michael Cohen’s plea deal today.


https://www.wsj.com/articles/michael-cohen-pleads-guilty-to-charge-in-mueller-investigation-1543502422

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[dalton99a]

1. They had no idea

They were living in a cave in Thailand

[littlemissmartypants]

5. Unfortunately, not six miles deep and filling with water. eom

[dalton99a]

6. +1

[Turbineguy]

2. Not surprising

The most important qualification for staff members in the Trump WH is the capacity to believe trumps unlimited bullshit.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. Ah, yes. The Costanza defense.

[underpants]

8. 😁

My spreadsheet that has all my usernames and passwords is entitled "Penske". It's double password protected. I'm a fan. And no, one of the passwords isn't "Bosco".

[NotAPuppet]

4. Do they know

that water is wet or will this be the next “I had no idea” moment for the WH staffers?

[Freethinker65]

7. They cannot all be that stupid

[brush]

12. I don't think Sanders or Conway are that stupid, they just dutifully go out...

and lie for trump on the way to deposit their paychecks in the bank, same with Kelly.

Most of the rest probably are that stupid. Even Bolton, the warmonger, who proved yesterday how stupid he was by thinking his, "I don't speak Arabic" remark about the Khashoggi audiotape would go over with the media, the internet and twitterverse.

[hvn_nbr_2]

14. Well, when you consider the long list of absolutely bizarre things they believe, maybe they can be.

[Cha]

9. 'Cause you believed the Traitor

of the US' Twitter Shite?! LOL

[Beartracks]

10. What part of "We have all the funding we need from Russia" did they not understand?

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[ecstatic]

11. So they're going with the "I'm dumb as fuck" defense...

I guess that defense won't necessarily come with jail time.

[Baitball Blogger]

13. Sooo...what are you going to do about it now?

[YessirAtsaFact]

15. They're going to be shocked again when the money laundering is exposed

I’m convinced that Trump’s been working with the Russians for years laundering money.

Today’s raid on Duetsche Bank is one more event in Don the Con’s terrible horrible very bad no good day. It may well be related to the other events.