Presidential pardons, privatized prisons, etc.
Trump will never see a day in prison.
But Donald Jr., Jared, and so, so many others who served their crazed Orange Master have reason to worry.
Presidents can pardon people for federal crimes. And only federal crimes. So if New York, Virginia, or any other state decides to try you for criminal activity, your pardon is useless. Wake the fuck up Jared, Donald Jr., and all the rest of you horrible pricks. Any state in which you committed a crime, can and will prosecute you. And they will "lock you up."
Some of Trump's cohorts are eventually going to go to prison, somewhere. And I hope it's one of those "privatized" prisons. You know. One of those places that is "capitalism at its best." One of those spots in which everyone gets whatever they can pay for. And if it's not cash, well, figure it out for yourself.
So, "president" Trump. Do you really think your family and all the others won't tell everything there is left to tell? Do you really believe that any of your secrets will forever remain secret? Do you really believe that those in prison will take it forever? Do you really believe your "pardons" will set you free?
mr president, (yes, small m and small p) you may never spend a day in jail. But you will never again be accepted in decent society. Keep it in your head that those who kiss your ass, complement you, and/or pretend to worship you, are people who are making money off whatever scam you're currently running. No honorable person would ever have anything to do with you. And anyone who acknowledges your existence, wants something from you, you stupid shit.
They know you're an empty suit. They know that you're an ignorant, arrogant prick.
Nonetheless, the worst of them hope to profit from your disgusting existence. And they too will, rightfully, end up drowning in your sewer. They can't avoid it. After all, you yourself are a walking, living disease that is a threat to all of humanity.
