Profiles in Crazy, XXIV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("The Man with the Merdus Touch" ) Trump is thinking: "Geez, this is worse than the Correspondents' Dinner."






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Above CAPTION based on Trump's appearance at Georg Herbert Waker Bush's funeral 12.5.18

[peekaloo]

1. "What a bunch of crybabies. Only weak people cry at funerals.

Why are they all laughing at the stupid stuff? Not one hot chick among the whole clan and I'm supposed to care! I'm never going to die but just in case I'll go ahead and write up the speeches for my kids otherwise they'll fuck it up and make me look stupid. I hope they're providing lunch."

[underpants]

2. I'm glad they don't want me to go up there and speak

I doubt my limo and the other 7 cars would fit in here.

[underpants]

3. Yes I'm doing something different with my hair.

[Buckeyeblue]

4. I bet Hillary's emails are in that box. Now we'll never find them!

[Thomas Hurt]

5. WTF, No one is saying anything about me! I am right here on the front row and nothing.

[Johonny]

6. I wonder if he left anything for me in his will.