Dear Donald Trump.. (re: Chief of Staff)

[AZ8theist]

I hate your fucking guts.
I despise you beyond anything I've ever hated before.
You are a fucking moron. An imbecile. A fucking traitor.
You are a criminal scumbag with absolutely NO redeeming qualities.

That being said, now that your first choice for Chief of Staff has turned you down.. (see above), I will happily place my name in the running for your next CoS.

Upon my selection, I will work diligently to ensure your smooth transition to the next phase of your career, despite the negative ramifications on my own reputation that may occur.

I will somberly walk you out to your motorcade and escort you to a place where I will (sadly) .......

SLAM THE FUCKING CELL DOOR SHUT. AND SPIT IN YOUR FUCKING PUTRID FACE.

[Hoyt]

1. I get it, been through it with Nixon and george war bush. But trump will likely never see

a jail cell.

Now, he might be ruined, a kid or two might get indicted, his name will be mud, and maybe he’ll have to live mostly off his Presidential retirement and support fund. That’s good enough for me, considering jail time ain’t likely.

[ffr]

2. We can now simply refer to him as Individual 1.