'Simple Private Transaction'

[EarthFirst]

I always set up LLC’s when making “simple private transactions” among acquaintances!

Doesn’t everyone?!

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[Cracklin Charlie]

1. Don't forget your mobster lawyer go-between.

Everyone has one.

[marylandblue]

2. Yes, I just sent my lawyer to buy some groceries

using my burner LLC. It's useful when you don't want your wife to know where you hid the cupcakes.

[mr_lebowski]

3. Funny that he's trying to tie Comey's GOP-demanded testimony before HIC

In which he was mostly grilled by the Repubs about Hillary and her emails ... to some sort of Democratic Party attempt to find 'Russian Collusion' ... and that since Comey (apparently?) didn't testify to having direct evidence of 'collusion' ... that the Democrats hence 'failed'.

Depending once again on sheer credulousness and fantasy-world existence of his knuckle-dragging cult members when it comes to whatever BS dribbles from his tweeting fingers.

Also, this kinda bullshit is EXACTLY why Comey went before a judge to try to make this whole process public ... cause he KNEW what liars Trump and the GOP weasels are ... he KNEW they'd try to misrepresent and cherry-pick if the hearing took place in private, and SURE ENOUGH. We already have both the thief Issa, and Individual I doing that very thing ... SHOCKING.

[DUgosh]

4. I thought Donald

Was “unaware” of payoffs - claiming they were fake news

[YessirAtsaFact]

6. That was yesterday's version of Trumpland reality

Today’s version is that it happened, but it’s private and therefore doesn’t matter.

Tomorrow’s reality in Trumpland may be different.

[treestar]

7. As usual

[yonder]

11. Good point. Though he can never remember his lies.

Besides, to him they're not payoffs, they're "simple private transactions".

Multiple, 6 figure, simple and private transactions made in an attempt to keep that limpwick he calls a pecker, appear dry to the pre-election press. Yep, Dry-wood Donnie's dinero's doing double deception dick duty.

[lunatica]

12. Nice!

[brooklynite]

5. Transaction (noun): something transacted especially : an exchange or transfer of goods, services...

What "goods" or "services" were you paying for?

[EarthFirst]

8. Private ones...

Simple one’s; really.

[underpants]

9. Smocking ?

[lunatica]

13. His gut can't spell either.

[unblock]

10. doesn't everyone pay off porn stars and disguise the payments as legal bills to a shell corporation?

i mean i did that three times last week alone.

simple private transactions.

[RockRaven]

14. It may have been simple, but as it violated federal law, it is certainly NOT private.

Weird how that works, right? You break the law and all of a sudden everyone thinks it is their business. Sheesh!!

Trump's unwillingness to learn rules and procedures has bitten him in the ass over and over again. In this he will never change, and it is part of his undoing.

[gratuitous]

15. Didn't Trump have to pay $25 million to conclude his Trump University private transactions?

I wonder if it had been someone else if some jail time wouldn't have been warranted?