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Thu Dec 20, 2018, 09:58 AM

Any English teachers out there? Please proof read Trump's tweet.

Forget the insane topic and his lack of understanding of the subject but just in Trump's
basic writing and grammar he is a basket case. I know I suck @ it (writing) and that
I make many mistakes but I am not the President.


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Reply Any English teachers out there? Please proof read Trump's tweet. (Original post)
Botany Dec 2018 OP
DFW Dec 2018 #1
Chemisse Dec 2018 #4
Raven Dec 2018 #2
N_E_1 for Tennis Dec 2018 #3
Botany Dec 2018 #5

Response to Botany (Original post)

Thu Dec 20, 2018, 10:03 AM

1. I just read through it. You don't need an English teacher.

You need someone fluent in Republicanese. Many of the words are the same as in English, but in Republicanese they are used with random sequence, capitalization and spelling. Trump apparently doesn't yet use an apostrophe to form plurals, but that's probably because he hasn't found it yet on his keyboard. He does seem to delight with his Caps lock, though, sort of like a cat with a ball of yarn.

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Response to Botany (Original post)

Thu Dec 20, 2018, 10:06 AM

2. You can't correct insanity.n/t

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Response to Botany (Original post)

Thu Dec 20, 2018, 10:15 AM

3. He would totally...

blow up the grammerly app if he had it on his phone.

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Response to N_E_1 for Tennis (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 20, 2018, 10:21 AM

5. I forgot that he had a grammar app on his phone.

Commas just, put them, any place, AND go aHead and CAPITALIZE WORDS @ random,
and skip any needed pronouns.

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