Profiles in Crazy, XXXV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

I'm so hard at work. So, so hard at work. Right here in the oral office. I'm not sure why it's called the oral office. Might be something to due with Clinton. Did I mention Hillary shut down the government too. She did. You can look it up. It's a fact. I'd love to talk more but I got to put in a round of golf...bill signing. I've got so many bills to sign. So so many. Good ones too. Really good bills. I just called in to CNN to remind people that I'm working, hard. Very hard. Now Merry Holidays to you fake news. Particularly merry holidays to all the small children I plan to lock up in the new year.

"A few hundred fresh heads on those spikes and over millions of illegal immigrants will be headed for Mexico tomorrow. . . . Think of the money the airliners will make. . . . And the reverse-coyotes.