Thu Dec 27, 2018, 08:25 AM

skip fox (19,101 posts)

Profiles in Crazy, XXXVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented (Never Enough Lies) Trump is saying: "Let me tell you about the time I went up against Rocky Balboa. . . ."

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Above CAPTION based on nothing except Trump's tendency to lie, as he did about a pay raise for the military as covered by CNN:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/26/politics/trump-misleads-military-pay-raise-again/index.html

(Actually going to Iraq is one of the few things I agree with concerning what this spud has said and done, so I should give him a "CAPTION pass" on this one, but he had to go and lie even here.)

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8 replies	Author	Time	Post
Profiles in Crazy, XXXVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original post)	skip fox	Dec 2018	OP
Does this jacket make my tiny hands look big?	GoCubsGo	Dec 2018	#1
That flight jacket looks like it would fit the Pillsbury Dough Boy, yet is still too small for him!	hlthe2b	Dec 2018	#2
You guys get a 10% pay increase!!!!	Laf.La.Dem.	Dec 2018	#3
"Isn't playing war great!?"	Ohiogal	Dec 2018	#4
D.T. continues:	skip fox	Dec 2018	#5
And another thing, we're not going to be suckered into anymore wars. Not that you're suckers.	Johonny	Dec 2018	#6
You nailed it!	geardaddy	Dec 2018	#7
D.T. is saying:	skip fox	Dec 2018	#8

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Thu Dec 27, 2018, 08:30 AM

GoCubsGo (30,736 posts)

1. Does this jacket make my tiny hands look big?

Jeezus, what a fucking joke he is.

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Thu Dec 27, 2018, 08:30 AM

hlthe2b (95,417 posts)

2. That flight jacket looks like it would fit the Pillsbury Dough Boy, yet is still too small for him!

Geebus.

Nearly as bad as:

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Thu Dec 27, 2018, 08:57 AM

Laf.La.Dem. (2,884 posts)

3. You guys get a 10% pay increase!!!!

Oops - you get a 2.6% pay increase

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Thu Dec 27, 2018, 09:07 AM

Ohiogal (26,362 posts)

4. "Isn't playing war great!?"

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Thu Dec 27, 2018, 10:11 AM

skip fox (19,101 posts)

5. D.T. continues:

"Rocky wouldn't even spar with me after that first time."

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Thu Dec 27, 2018, 10:21 AM

Johonny (18,081 posts)

6. And another thing, we're not going to be suckered into anymore wars. Not that you're suckers.

I mean your war is great, the best. Like you wouldn't believe. I mean those other wars, those were the sucker wars. When you get back state side and you see your friends missing eyes, limbs, family members, remember to tell them they were huge suckers. Total suckers. Nothing they want to hear more than the fact I, Mr. President, think stabilizing the Middle East is for suckers. That's why I've changed to a total winners strategy. No more stability. From now on, we're helping out the guy that is planning on mass murder the Kurds and the other guy, you know the prince, but not the musical kind of prince, who is mass murdering all kinds inside his country and in Yeoman. Those are noble warriors and noble wars. Not like Obama's wars. Those were for suckers. The wars our allies won't do. They're the great ones. But your war ... I mean your friend's wars, those are for suckers. Now I'd love to talk more with you people, but my bone spurs that I totally have, very painful, so so painful, are bothering me. Got to run. Got a government back home to shutdown. So nice, so very nice to meet you. If ever in Washington remember stay at the Trump hotel. Total discount for you people. Total discount. I'm kidding. There isn't one.

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Thu Dec 27, 2018, 11:16 AM

geardaddy (24,279 posts)

7. You nailed it!

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Thu Dec 27, 2018, 02:52 PM

skip fox (19,101 posts)

8. D.T. is saying:

"We gotta let you guys loose. No more rules of engagement. No more tying your hands. No more Marquis de Sade Marquess of Queensberry Rules."

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