HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » General Discussion (Forum) » Profiles in Crazy, XXXVII...

Thu Dec 27, 2018, 08:25 AM

Profiles in Crazy, XXXVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented (Never Enough Lies) Trump is saying: "Let me tell you about the time I went up against Rocky Balboa. . . ."






*******************************************************

Above CAPTION based on nothing except Trump's tendency to lie, as he did about a pay raise for the military as covered by CNN:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/26/politics/trump-misleads-military-pay-raise-again/index.html


(Actually going to Iraq is one of the few things I agree with concerning what this spud has said and done, so I should give him a "CAPTION pass" on this one, but he had to go and lie even here.)

8 replies, 874 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 8 replies Author Time Post
Reply Profiles in Crazy, XXXVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Dec 2018 OP
GoCubsGo Dec 2018 #1
hlthe2b Dec 2018 #2
Laf.La.Dem. Dec 2018 #3
Ohiogal Dec 2018 #4
skip fox Dec 2018 #5
Johonny Dec 2018 #6
geardaddy Dec 2018 #7
skip fox Dec 2018 #8

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2018, 08:30 AM

1. Does this jacket make my tiny hands look big?

Jeezus, what a fucking joke he is.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2018, 08:30 AM

2. That flight jacket looks like it would fit the Pillsbury Dough Boy, yet is still too small for him!

Geebus.

Nearly as bad as:

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2018, 08:57 AM

3. You guys get a 10% pay increase!!!!

Oops - you get a 2.6% pay increase

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2018, 09:07 AM

4. "Isn't playing war great!?"

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2018, 10:11 AM

5. D.T. continues:

"Rocky wouldn't even spar with me after that first time."

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2018, 10:21 AM

6. And another thing, we're not going to be suckered into anymore wars. Not that you're suckers.

I mean your war is great, the best. Like you wouldn't believe. I mean those other wars, those were the sucker wars. When you get back state side and you see your friends missing eyes, limbs, family members, remember to tell them they were huge suckers. Total suckers. Nothing they want to hear more than the fact I, Mr. President, think stabilizing the Middle East is for suckers. That's why I've changed to a total winners strategy. No more stability. From now on, we're helping out the guy that is planning on mass murder the Kurds and the other guy, you know the prince, but not the musical kind of prince, who is mass murdering all kinds inside his country and in Yeoman. Those are noble warriors and noble wars. Not like Obama's wars. Those were for suckers. The wars our allies won't do. They're the great ones. But your war ... I mean your friend's wars, those are for suckers. Now I'd love to talk more with you people, but my bone spurs that I totally have, very painful, so so painful, are bothering me. Got to run. Got a government back home to shutdown. So nice, so very nice to meet you. If ever in Washington remember stay at the Trump hotel. Total discount for you people. Total discount. I'm kidding. There isn't one.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Johonny (Reply #6)

Thu Dec 27, 2018, 11:16 AM

7. You nailed it!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2018, 02:52 PM

8. D.T. is saying:

"We gotta let you guys loose. No more rules of engagement. No more tying your hands. No more Marquis de Sade Marquess of Queensberry Rules."

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread