Sun Dec 30, 2018, 02:19 PM

Soph0571 (9,685 posts)

Sarah Sanders has 'struggled' to find a new job as the White House press office becomes 'Night of...

.....the living dead’

Back in June, CBS reported that White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders and her deputy Raj Shah were already planning to leave the administration by the end of the year. Sanders never denied the report. But with January just around the corner, no official announcements of their departures have been made, even as other top officials are shown the door or scramble for the exits of their own accord.

So why are they hanging on? According to Yahoo News, Sanders and Shah are struggling to find work elsewhere.

[link:https://www.rawstory.com/2018/12/sarah-sanders-struggled-find-new-job-white-house-press-office-becomes-night-living-dead-report/|

But she has no shame and lies so well - with that skills set I am surprised, surprised I tell ya, that nobody wants to be associated with that, hahahaha

98 replies	Author	Time	Post
Sarah Sanders has 'struggled' to find a new job as the White House press office becomes 'Night of... (Original post)	Soph0571	Dec 2018	OP
Womp, womp.	dewsgirl	Dec 2018	#1
Couldn't she get a job lying for fox new$?	yortsed snacilbuper	Dec 2018	#2
No	snowybirdie	Dec 2018	#10
And she would not be a tease while sitting on a couch with a mini skirt on	appleannie1943	Dec 2018	#16
They're not many real blondes out there. The fakes are easy to spot.	erronis	Dec 2018	#23
Peroxide Seeping Through The Blood-Brain Barrier Would Explain Much nt	smb	Dec 2018	#41
They're not. There ARE a few pictures.	maddiemom	Dec 2018	#57
They have a second-string Brunette Brigade...	SMC22307	Dec 2018	#72
That made me laugh	KentuckyWoman	Dec 2018	#82
LOL	SMC22307	Dec 2018	#84
That is actually true	LiberalLovinLug	Dec 2018	#87
She doesn't have the necessary Barbie look for Fox Bullshit	Goodheart	Dec 2018	#15
gonna be hard to work from prison.	TeamPooka	Dec 2018	#39
You are all wrong!!! Its not because she is not blond or leggy its simply that	cstanleytech	Dec 2018	#40
Good point. Everyone is over-qualified to work for fux. But the viewers are	erronis	Dec 2018	#48
Ha!!	paleotn	Dec 2018	#71
Great point. nt	jrthin	Dec 2018	#79
Boo hoo	Gothmog	Dec 2018	#3
she must not have cultivated friends in high places. Scott Pruitt is a coal spokesperson now	Demovictory9	Dec 2018	#4
Gutter mouth sarah has found out just how much her mouth has truly cost her...dearly. nt	SWBTATTReg	Dec 2018	#5
Watching John Kelly try to wash the Trump shit from his shoes is hilarious.	John Fante	Dec 2018	#7
Absolutely. The stench is never coming off and these folks are all finding this out. It's not a...	SWBTATTReg	Dec 2018	#8
I may have to steal this as an overarching motto, John	Leghorn21	Dec 2018	#31
That's a GOOD one.	calimary	Dec 2018	#89
Trump shit is all over her like	spike jones	Dec 2018	#66
What happened to all those 180k jobs like the one trump's bodyguard got...	brush	Dec 2018	#21
I really don't care... and I know you don't either. So I won't bother asking.	John Fante	Dec 2018	#6
Trump New Jersey Golf course is hiring	bahrbearian	Dec 2018	#9
A green card? They can get her one.	keithbvadu2	Dec 2018	#69
Hard to imagine what she's qualified to do	jberryhill	Dec 2018	#11
Too bad that old game show "Liar's Club" isn't around anymore	The Genealogist	Dec 2018	#12
She could never get on that show	MurrayDelph	Dec 2018	#98
I'd pay her to let me push a pie in her face......	panader0	Dec 2018	#14
I would say she could get a job as used car salesman but two problems with that.	cstanleytech	Dec 2018	#42
Iirc she has a BA from a bible college and has been hired mainly for political PR	Arazi	Dec 2018	#88
how about a job at maralago	JI7	Dec 2018	#13
I have heard that Miss Trunchbull has retired, and her position is open............n/t	DFW	Dec 2018	#17
Message auto-removed	Name removed	Dec 2018	#77
Aw there's got to be plenty of work for such an accomplished liar.	milestogo	Dec 2018	#18
I'm sure SNL could give her a week's worth of work.	aikoaiko	Dec 2018	#19
It's possible she could get an interview from . . . Mueller	empedocles	Dec 2018	#20
Thoughts & Prayers. But seriously, I really don't care; do U?	Hekate	Dec 2018	#22
Tots & Pears	Sentath	Dec 2018	#95
She tried to land a new job through a charm offensive	Generic Brad	Dec 2018	#24
That's good. But for some dying companies, maybe a plus?	erronis	Dec 2018	#28
+10 !!! nt	reACTIONary	Dec 2018	#86
She could always shill for reverse mortgages.	eggplant	Dec 2018	#25
What about debt collection agency? You know the ones that call and call and call to harass and	cstanleytech	Dec 2018	#45
Why can't she just work for her daddy's company? Ripping off the feeble-minded?	erronis	Dec 2018	#26
She could start a smock eye makeup line	lunatica	Dec 2018	#27
Smocking hot!	keithbvadu2	Dec 2018	#70
I'm Surprised! With a Body by Dunkin Donuts, Hair by Weed Whacker, a Face Only a Mother ....	DoctorJoJo	Dec 2018	#29
I would omit the body, hair, and face	Ilsa	Dec 2018	#51
She'll be fine	Botany	Dec 2018	#30
Can't she get a job with Jerry Falwell Jr. or some other evangelical grifter?	deurbano	Dec 2018	#32
Water board people at Guantanamo?	yortsed snacilbuper	Dec 2018	#33
Don't scoff people. She might wind up on NBC.	LakeArenal	Dec 2018	#34
I bet The Onion could put her creative skills to work. nt	Xipe Totec	Dec 2018	#35
Try Moscow, or Baghdad circa 2003, you duplicitous fucknards. (n/t)	FreepFryer	Dec 2018	#36
#1 most overlooked option: TACKLE DUMB-EEEEEEEEE...!*	bringthePaine	Dec 2018	#37
Hiring them will invite public scrutiny as well into any company they go to work for.	TeamPooka	Dec 2018	#38
Yep. Remember the title of recovering republi-CON Rick Wilson's book.	calimary	Dec 2018	#54
Thoughts and prayers.	onecaliberal	Dec 2018	#43
How Sad.	shanny	Dec 2018	#44
Liars like her are single-use only	caraher	Dec 2018	#46
I'm sure Monsanto can find a place for her. My suggestion? A pesticide tester.	Firestorm49	Dec 2018	#47
She was warned, but I guess	Ilsa	Dec 2018	#49
Toilet seat model.	The Wizard	Dec 2018	#50
Individual #2	diva77	Dec 2018	#58
Awww, Dear Sarah:	catbyte	Dec 2018	#52
There must be a village somewhere that needs a new idiot, C'mon... really...	winstars	Dec 2018	#53
Amway.	littlemissmartypants	Dec 2018	#55
Tried Amway sales once. The only good thing to say about Amway is... Goodbye!	keithbvadu2	Dec 2018	#73
I admired Rich DeVos. .....	ProudMNDemocrat	Dec 2018	#78
It's possible Trump convinced her to stay. Maybe a big bonus.	Honeycombe8	Dec 2018	#56
Super Christian Mike Huckabee raised a very good liar.	keithbvadu2	Dec 2018	#75
Surely daddy can help her grift someone.	MrsCoffee	Dec 2018	#59
Talentless and unconvincing. And churlish. nt	PCIntern	Dec 2018	#60
Seems like she should fit right in with night of the living dead.	pdsimdars	Dec 2018	#61
Maybe there's a parking lot	jb5150	Dec 2018	#62
womp womp. can't belive the thread got this far with one of these	TeamPooka	Dec 2018	#63
I'm sure that if 45 puts in a good word about her with all of his corporate buddies...	lindysalsagal	Dec 2018	#64
Undertakers assistant- applying makeup to corpses.	BluesRunTheGame	Dec 2018	#65
Trust me	DENVERPOPS	Dec 2018	#67
She was doing so good for 45	apkhgp	Dec 2018	#68
fox will take her...	Hulk	Dec 2018	#74
Wonder what jobs she held before to qualify for this one?	keithbvadu2	Dec 2018	#76
Decent, normal people looking to hire a person just don't like lying sacks of shit.	Autumn	Dec 2018	#80
I find that hard to believe. There's gotta be some right-wing organization...	SMC22307	Dec 2018	#81
Well, the health insurance cos. & big pharma need someone to lie for them,	area51	Dec 2018	#83
$174K salary...	dawg day	Dec 2018	#85
I've heard she claims to bake a mean pecan pie.	Totally Tunsie	Dec 2018	#90
#ThoughtsAndPrayers	Gothmog	Dec 2018	#91
Oh sweet 8lb 9oz Baby Jesus...please don't let her wind up on Daddy's show	Docreed2003	Dec 2018	#92
It's too late for those rats,	Progressive dog	Dec 2018	#93
I would think that she would be a natural on Faux News, like her deplorable dad.	Blue_true	Dec 2018	#94
Happy New Year!!	BootinUp	Dec 2018	#96
Just saw it in	Soph0571	Dec 2018	#97

Sarah Sanders has 'struggled' to find a new job as the White House press office becomes 'Night of...

1. Womp, womp.

2. Couldn't she get a job lying for fox new$?

10. No

16. And she would not be a tease while sitting on a couch with a mini skirt on

23. They're not many real blondes out there. The fakes are easy to spot.

41. Peroxide Seeping Through The Blood-Brain Barrier Would Explain Much nt

57. They're not. There ARE a few pictures.

72. They have a second-string Brunette Brigade...

82. That made me laugh

84. LOL

87. That is actually true

15. She doesn't have the necessary Barbie look for Fox Bullshit

39. gonna be hard to work from prison.

40. You are all wrong!!! Its not because she is not blond or leggy its simply that

48. Good point. Everyone is over-qualified to work for fux. But the viewers are

71. Ha!!

79. Great point. nt

3. Boo hoo

4. she must not have cultivated friends in high places. Scott Pruitt is a coal spokesperson now

5. Gutter mouth sarah has found out just how much her mouth has truly cost her...dearly. nt

7. Watching John Kelly try to wash the Trump shit from his shoes is hilarious.

8. Absolutely. The stench is never coming off and these folks are all finding this out. It's not a...

31. I may have to steal this as an overarching motto, John

89. That's a GOOD one.

66. Trump shit is all over her like

21. What happened to all those 180k jobs like the one trump's bodyguard got...

6. I really don't care... and I know you don't either. So I won't bother asking.

9. Trump New Jersey Golf course is hiring

69. A green card? They can get her one.

11. Hard to imagine what she's qualified to do

12. Too bad that old game show "Liar's Club" isn't around anymore

98. She could never get on that show

14. I'd pay her to let me push a pie in her face......

42. I would say she could get a job as used car salesman but two problems with that.

88. Iirc she has a BA from a bible college and has been hired mainly for political PR

13. how about a job at maralago

17. I have heard that Miss Trunchbull has retired, and her position is open............n/t

18. Aw there's got to be plenty of work for such an accomplished liar.

19. I'm sure SNL could give her a week's worth of work.

20. It's possible she could get an interview from . . . Mueller

22. Thoughts & Prayers. But seriously, I really don't care; do U?

95. Tots & Pears

24. She tried to land a new job through a charm offensive

28. That's good. But for some dying companies, maybe a plus?

86. +10 !!! nt

25. She could always shill for reverse mortgages.

45. What about debt collection agency? You know the ones that call and call and call to harass and

26. Why can't she just work for her daddy's company? Ripping off the feeble-minded?

27. She could start a smock eye makeup line

70. Smocking hot!

29. I'm Surprised! With a Body by Dunkin Donuts, Hair by Weed Whacker, a Face Only a Mother ....

51. I would omit the body, hair, and face

30. She'll be fine

32. Can't she get a job with Jerry Falwell Jr. or some other evangelical grifter?

33. Water board people at Guantanamo?

34. Don't scoff people. She might wind up on NBC.

35. I bet The Onion could put her creative skills to work. nt

36. Try Moscow, or Baghdad circa 2003, you duplicitous fucknards. (n/t)

37. #1 most overlooked option: TACKLE DUMB-EEEEEEEEE...!*

38. Hiring them will invite public scrutiny as well into any company they go to work for.

54. Yep. Remember the title of recovering republi-CON Rick Wilson's book.

43. Thoughts and prayers.

44. How Sad.

46. Liars like her are single-use only

47. I'm sure Monsanto can find a place for her. My suggestion? A pesticide tester.

49. She was warned, but I guess

50. Toilet seat model.

58. Individual #2

52. Awww, Dear Sarah:

53. There must be a village somewhere that needs a new idiot, C'mon... really...

55. Amway.

73. Tried Amway sales once. The only good thing to say about Amway is... Goodbye!

78. I admired Rich DeVos. .....

56. It's possible Trump convinced her to stay. Maybe a big bonus.

75. Super Christian Mike Huckabee raised a very good liar.

59. Surely daddy can help her grift someone.

60. Talentless and unconvincing. And churlish. nt

61. Seems like she should fit right in with night of the living dead.

62. Maybe there's a parking lot