Thu Jan 3, 2019, 10:43 AM
skip fox (19,123 posts)
Profiles in Crazy, XXXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!![]() PresiDented Donald Jerk-off Trump is saying: "Once The Soviet Union was part of Afghanistan, but it began to raise too many terrorists, it was the climate or something, so Russia had to go in so they could bankrupt the Soviet Union, and then they could break away and declare independence, and it's been that way ever since. But it's a different day than our Fourth of July, like most people would expect . . . I probably could have been a great history professor, but who knows . . .?" ************************************************* Above CAPTION based on t he mishmash of history-like comments the Trumpster made at his 1.2.19 press conference as covered by Newsweek: https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-afghanistan-soviet-union-russia-1277534
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skip fox | Jan 2019 | OP |
radical noodle | Jan 2019 | #1 | |
skip fox | Jan 2019 | #2 | |
radical noodle | Jan 2019 | #7 | |
jcgoldie | Jan 2019 | #3 | |
yonder | Jan 2019 | #4 | |
ProudLib72 | Jan 2019 | #5 | |
Johonny | Jan 2019 | #6 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 10:46 AM
radical noodle (7,750 posts)
1. Wait...
Did he actually SAY that?
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Response to radical noodle (Reply #1)
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 10:50 AM
skip fox (19,123 posts)
2. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but
we try to channel our subjects' avarice, cupidity, gullibility, deviousness, or, as here, sheer stupidity all in the service of satire.
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Response to skip fox (Reply #2)
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 12:50 PM
radical noodle (7,750 posts)
7. It's difficult to know satire from truth
these days. It was once fun, now it's just scary.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 10:58 AM
jcgoldie (10,307 posts)
3. ...
"And then Vladimir whipped it out in Finland and it was THIS big! People are saying its the biggest one they've ever seen but who knows. If only he could write beautiful letters like Kim it could be love..."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 10:59 AM
yonder (8,542 posts)
4. "What a Kook"
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 11:01 AM
ProudLib72 (17,984 posts)
5. Russia is an island surrounded by water, lots of big, big water
Water is wet, you know, so it's bad for me because humidity messes up my hairdo. That's why I have such a hard time living here in D.C. all the humidity. And why I have to go on so many golfing trips to get away from the humidity. Which is why I would personally never ever visit Russia, never! Never been there because of my hair, just like never been in the army because of my bone spurs.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 11:15 AM
Johonny (18,205 posts)
6. Thank God you people are here. I was so so lonely during the Holidays. I thought I heard a ghost
a scary one. A very scary ghost. Does anyone have ghost busters phone number, anyone?
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