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Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:35 PM

He's like Waze on acid.








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Reply He's like Waze on acid. (Original post)
kpete Jan 2019 OP
Taraman Jan 2019 #1
Bettie Jan 2019 #2
fierywoman Jan 2019 #4
jcgoldie Jan 2019 #3
mr_lebowski Jan 2019 #6
mr_lebowski Jan 2019 #5
dhill926 Jan 2019 #7
brooklynite Jan 2019 #8
haele Jan 2019 #11
Glimmer of Hope Jan 2019 #9
haele Jan 2019 #10

Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:38 PM

1. Truly, truly wacky

How can anyone stand with him?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:40 PM

2. Sounds like someone has some

sick sexual fantasies to me.

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Response to Bettie (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:41 PM

4. I thought the same.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:40 PM

3. Uhm..??

Why are they bringing women in bondage across the border again?

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Response to jcgoldie (Reply #3)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:44 PM

6. Cause ya know ... that's 'what they do', OBVIOUSLY! (nt)

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:43 PM

5. Man, that's DEEP. You know, I, for one, had NO IDEA how to 'drive around an obstruction' ...

Until this fucking asshat clued me in.

Wait, so ... turn RIGHT? and then ... LEFT? HOLY SHIT!

Thanks Donnie!

I mean, Lord Knows what ANY of us would do without you, Mr. Stable Genius ...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:45 PM

7. dude's got some bad Addreall....

c'mon man, you're the prez...get the clean stuff...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:47 PM

8. No self-respecting drug smuggler is going to make left turns...

...you have to wait for the light to change.

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Response to brooklynite (Reply #8)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:58 PM

11. That's right. They'll organize the routes so that they only take right turns.

Less likely to get hit by oncoming traffic.
Especially in the middle of the desert...

Haele

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:57 PM

9. Insane in the membrane.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2019, 03:57 PM

10. Sounds like a 90's buddy cop plot.

Staring Mel Gibson and gruff minority flavor of the year.
And a whole lot of "pew, pew, pew..."

This is the shot just before Mel gets tortured by the head of the international coyote cartel and his fellow traveler high-ranking psychopathic political operatives, along with their pet elite special forces group headed by a corrupt U.S. 5-star Vet (all of whom just have to be there to take care of one pesky, plucky cop, instead of delegating his removal to a local tertiary set of underlings and remain lounging around in some comfortable Rivera compound or on a huge yacht in the Bahamas). He'll be left alone while the coyotes bring the duct-taped ladies into a nearby building, distracting all these important criminal dudes, and use his super ninja special forces skills to get free, kill the other former solders, rescue the ladies, and head back to where his partner is waiting for him in the city.
Just before his partner's family gets taken hostage, cars and houses blow up, and a whole bunch of corrupt government officials get taken down, showing that organized government is bad, and simple but troubled Libertarian "men-children" are in reality Supermen with a hearts of gold who instinctively know what's best for everyone. Go with the Gut!

Haele

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