Please, please, I implore of you

[jmowreader]

Do not, whatever you do, attempt to turn Trump's speech into a drinking game.

Now, I will be the first to admit that "drink every time Trump attempts to blame the shutdown on the Democrats" sounds like a pretty sweet game. Given that, it would be far too easy to drink yourself to death doing this. We already have too few Democrats as it is, and we don't need you offing yourselves.

Have a good time out there, but be safe.

[Arkansas Granny]

1. You could take a drink every time Trump tells the truth, but you'd wind up stone cold sober.

[snowybirdie]

2. Thank you

For reminding me what's really important!

[Blue Owl]

3. Instead watch a re-run of his speech at 1/2-speed

and be reminded of who the real "drunk" is -- Donald tRump!

[redstatebluegirl]

4. Wow, I can't imagine, you would end up in an emergency room if you did that!